LongHair

Hey everyone.... so married life has essentially banned me from extensive online video game play. I'm working on getting unbanned though. I'm slowly getting my significant other hooked on the Wii... the new starter drug of video games. SO perhaps i might be able to start fragging again. How is the old community doing anyway? any of the old DOH, DLM, Mmmm, or MwR guys still hanging round these parts? Whats teh game of choice nowadays? CS i'm thinking has got one foot 6 feet under. Left for Dead? MMORPG's? PEaCe and much love -LongHair <---which is actually starting to turn a bit gray

Which DOH server was the DSL line that didn't kick for high ping? Alpha? hehe. miss that one... ah the old 56k days of cs1.3... Fear LongHair. Master of teh lag death. ALso Happy Birthday Chief! [DOH]LongHair

Hey guys, sry I've been absent... was on the southside all weekend for a wedding... and got a few shows to go to this week. Just got in from a friend's debut at the House of Blues. Fun stuff. ZD, you're the first to ask for it so its yours. enjoy it man. Have fun guys PS: Chief I was kinda planning oncrashing with one of the ole SWG boys... I'm sure one might be able to squeeze you into a room somewhere... mayhbe finally i can ditch that now quasi famous THX quote.. "Good Morning LongHAir... my olived skinned lover" ...goodluck

yeah guys... i'm really F'n bummed about it.... pardon the "f" but yeah.... life happens. Here's a synopsis of the story... the girl I'm subletting from is movin g back to CHicago that weekend. That means I gotta be out. Here's the kicker... I'm actually moving into her boyfriends (my buddy Andy's) spare room, which is where all her stuff has been stored.... The Mission, as we have had no choice but to accept: TO pull off a simultaneous move in one day utilizing as few vehicles as possible. Two moving teams of friends armed with two cases of beers. shall remove all personal contents from each apartment.... payloads will will "criss-cross" (in mid-air mind you... probably on Ashland Avenue for you chi-town boys) and land at approximately at the same time where the other payload just departed. The Goal: To move two people at exactly the same time using half the alotted resources.... (gotta save some beer for the evening) Probablity of success: 100%... its gotta happen. but I"m sure there will be multiple obstacles to over come... like me no longer having a Drivers LIcens in my possesion. stupid chicago cops... they're just doing their job.. but darnit, they're really screwing with my timetable. My messages to my friends at Fragfest: Chief: I'll see you at F1 in Indy the week before... if you want you can bring my rig(or at least vid card) so you can partake in any BF2 action that might be going on. Maggy: Definitely. I'll call you this weekend. Not sure when I can make it up that way, but I'm thinking a camping trip up to Kettle Moraine sometime near the end of July or early august Drunk: I'm sure we'll figure out a way to re-write the Oscar Meyer Weiner song... $5g's is alot of cahs and I'm not ready to give up on it Fatty and the rest of the krew: My apologizes for bailing out. If someone wants my seat please feel free to give it to them. Or, as Lobo and THX have just said on TS... hang my picture there "In memorium" and make a rule... every third drink must be toasted to me not getting pwned in CS. As for teh cash I've already spent. If it were up to me, spend it on a few cases of beer for table C.... and anyone else for that matter. But if it must be used for teh benefit of all. Buy as many PIzza's as you can and share the wealth. I guess I'll frag ya guys next year -Noy aka: LongHair ps: hair ain't that long no more, jobby job made me cut it.

Unfortunately, something has come up and there is no possible way for me to attend. ...which actually has me pretty upset. But if anyone wants my seat just let me know. I think i could part with it for... ummm lets say... three free knife kills. Have fun guys. Have a beer for me (those of you that can) and somebody goose Mag for me. nuthin but for ya all PEaCe

6668. Firing rate didin't do anything for me. spent most of my upgrades on max health and bombs.

I'll be needing an Large

Fatty in a leotard

My favorite was the SNL skit of teh Gore/Bush debate. Moderator: Gentlemen, please sum up your campaign in a single word Bush: "Strategery." Gore: (i can't remember what the line was but he kept going on and on for several sentences) I remember nearly crying over that one... "Strategery" as for Gore. well he just funny to begin with...

does m0m count as a girl? I'm definitely going but have to hold off on reserving a seat for a little while. other financial matters have to come first... ...which sucks. Lousy car and pot holes... friggin axle... sunuva.... But I'll see ya guys there

<light turns on above Long's Head> I think i just had an idea for the next smackdown We've seen what the A-teams can do. I propose you do the same thing but with the B team. Rule 1) If you played in the first smackdown(lastnight) you can't play in the next (EXCEPTION) Dj and Fatty play again as captains Rule 2) No one (other than the captains) can be ranked in the top 50 of their respective server. Rule 3) Those notplaying sit back and drink a beer waiting for the demo <catches beer off of M2's head before it hits the ground> Thanks Fatty, don't mind if I do

GG Fellas! IT was a blast... literally. with all the nades flying around and such

<-- Gopher/Varmit

picture of Fatty clutching a router, or perhaps his mouse... with a quote underneath that reads: My Precious...

<puts carrot sticks in Maggles nostrils> hehe oh, and i will vouch for bat as well. As far as shots not looking like head shots. I believe that theres a weird kinda lag while spec-ing someone. Which is why awp shots never look like they are on target. While it may look like their cross hairs are no where near the target on your screen i'd be willing to bet they were on his. I base this on the fact that everyone i spec with an awp (Maggie, Quick, Venge, DJ, etc...) hits people with out having those cross hairs right where i think they should be. But when i snipe like they do (cross hairs a bit behind the target, atleast thats wht they look like to me) I miss and catch 5 m4 rounds to go 0-1 and feel great that i just blew $4600 on a weapon which will undoubtedly kill me 4 more times before it is lost. Anyway... doesn't Maggie's head look funny on the floor with two carrot sticks in his nostrils