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My wife asked what I would do without her, and I said I'd get to park in the garage
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Hello.
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If you haven't heard of double entendres, I'd be happy to fill you in
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I think I just need to start drinking on all my days off so that when there's an issue at work I legally can't go fix it
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Not all food makes me fart, just the ones I eat
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Few things can make you feel as insignificant as a urinal whose sensor triggers the flush while you're still peeing
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I am too pooped to even poop
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I tried using a changing table once, but the baby was still a baby in the end
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Mother-in-law won't go home. So hungry. Don't want to go downstairs. Please send cookies.