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Peckles

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Peckles last won the day on January 15 2015

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About Peckles

  • Birthday 06/13/1986

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    Edmonton Alberta Canada

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  1. My wife asked what I would do without her, and I said I'd get to park in the garage

    1. turnbullTeRRoR

      turnbullTeRRoR

      how about you re-parktake in rust?

    2. PeanutButterNJelly

      PeanutButterNJelly

      I recently was debating if it was worth staying married. Once I realized I would have to do my own laundry, I decided it was worth the hassle.

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Yeah, laundry sucks.

  2. Hello.

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    2. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      SHHH!! Don't feed the Pickles.

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      You're a beautiful man. Don't ever change.

    4. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      Pickles you salty old cucumber dog you

  3. If you haven't heard of double entendres, I'd be happy to fill you in

    1. tainted92

      tainted92

      A woman walked into a library and asked the receptionist if he could find the book on innuendos. After searching for it on his computer, he took her in the back and let her have it.

  4. I think I just need to start drinking on all my days off so that when there's an issue at work I legally can't go fix it

    1. crasx

      crasx

      i see nothing wrong with that

  5. Not all food makes me fart, just the ones I eat

    1. scubiedoobie

      scubiedoobie

      in other news: humans breathe oxygen

    2. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Is been also noted that 100% of humans who drank water will died eventually.

    3. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      I have a fear that one day, all the uneaten food will coalesce into a giant food monster and wipe out the human race. I am just doing my part to stop it. And maybe your part as well....

  6. Jeez...we really DO let anyone in this country...
  7. Few things can make you feel as insignificant as a urinal whose sensor triggers the flush while you're still peeing

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    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Next we'll have urinals that make comments about you while you're still taking a tinkle.

      "You need to drink more water."

      "What are you doing, emptying a bucket or something?"

      "Poop belongs in the toilets, not here."

    3. DiXie
    4. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      I'm going to say that his comment has nothing to do with the stream. Its more to do with the nozzle.

  8. So I recently moved to a house across from a park. There are lots of bunnies having parties. Like, all the time. So I wrote them a jam. The Bunny Jamboree
  9. Whenever I wear pants my legs run out of breath

  10. My stomach is having a party and I don't think I want to stick around til the end

  11. I am too pooped to even poop

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    2. chick82

      chick82

      Dude i wanted to say eww, but I seriously soooo relate to this LOL>

    3. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      I'm so tinkled, that I tinkled... oh well.

    4. Madvillain

      Madvillain

      I feel like NOFX may have said this a few times during his trek.

  12. I tried using a changing table once, but the baby was still a baby in the end

    1. turnbullTeRRoR

      turnbullTeRRoR

      dang yours was broke as well?

  13. Mother-in-law won't go home. So hungry. Don't want to go downstairs. Please send cookies.

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    2. onyxdragoon

      onyxdragoon

      When did you even get married?

    3. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Hes married to his left bedroom slipper. The 'mother-in-law' is the right bedroom slipper. Pickles has issues, its best just to whistle and look the other way.

    4. Peckles

      Peckles

      Whistle, do whatever you want, just send the cookies already

  14. Yeah, but we haven't done anything with it for like...3 years? Only 3 videos on it. YouTube
  15. Oh look, a song. Ever bought a house? There are fun parts and not so fun parts. Here's an unhelpful parody of John Legend's 'All of You' called '(Paid For) All of You'. (Paid For) All of You
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