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Everything posted by Peckles
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She was shaped like an hourglass, growing heavier on the bottom over time.
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They say you're only as old as you feel. And I feel old.
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Just found a note in my phone, and all it says is 'strangling a goose in the night' and I have no idea what it means or why it's there
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I shook my cat and it turned in to an oscillot
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Happiness is going to the fridge for your last beer only to discover you have two last beers
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Sometimes I regret getting a dresser when being undressed is way more fun.
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When a zoologist needs to to his taxes, he consults his adder.
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If excrement is poop, increment is food
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Calm a llama down, calm a llama deep down in the ocean blue
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I'm very stinky. (using my pre-existing stinkiness as the initial value of not quite as stinky)
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I'll make my OWN FragFest! With Blackjack! And..ahh, screw it.
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Slept on my neck funny. Think I'll try sleeping on my bed tonight.
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"We have this chicken. It's 6 feet tall, and it's supposed to talk, but doesn't. Could you take a look at it?" Sometimes I get asked weird questions at work...
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If you can think of anything more tedious than editing hours of audio related to occupational health and safety, please share it with me because I could really use the perspective