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Everything posted by Peckles
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This Ikea product assembly manual told me to tighten the nuts and now I can't breathe.
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You look scared. Is it because I'm nude?
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I just soiled myself. Soon I will be a beautiful garden.
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Mammograms are apparently not similar to candygrams.
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I tried to buy an ion, but the cashier said for me, no charge.
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If I remote desktop into a computer, then remote desktop back into the first computer, will the universe explode?
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At what point is it appropriate to tell someone their hair is losing its colour? Seems like a bit of a grey area...
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If you don't behave, I'm giving your ice cream to the dog. The ice cream is recoverable, but you'd have to eat the dog too, and you're not getting a new dog.
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I just drank a lot of water. Now I'm waiting to pee before I go to bed.
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Horse-drawn buggies are way better than the ones I draw.
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Maybe I'll sit outside all day today. Like a dog. Or a mailbox.
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Tonight I found out to my cost that it is apparently not very romantic to compare one's partner's nose to the husk of a long-dead Goomba.
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GF: So it looks like I'm not going away with my parents this week. Me: But...You promised...
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I was fixing a speaker in one of the barns at work, and the horse next to me pooped, licked its leavings, licked my ladder, then stared at me. Horses are jerks.
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I'm hitting myself with a hammer because it feels so good when I stop.
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Today I have become a cube.