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  1. Peckles

    I didn't watch the orgami documentary because I'm too cheap for paperview.

    1. Girlzilla

      Girlzilla

      You crane!

  2. Peckles

    I walked in on someone in the shower. It was aquard.

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      That curtainly aquard, indEEd

    3. TheLaw

      TheLaw

      sounds sexy

    4. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Move out of the YMCA. That should fix your problem

  3. Peckles

    You don't just get cremated. You've got to urn it.

  4. Peckles

    Simcity

    Peckles replied to amertrash's topic in Minecraft

    I had beta access but no time to use it =( I'll be playing it though. Looks nice.
  5. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    So we missed our birthday. We've been around for 2 years, apparently. And we have a new song. It's called "Birds". It's here: Oatpoets.com Or here: SoundCloud And even here: ReverbNation
  6. Peckles
    San's troll level: Anus
  7. Peckles
    Perhaps, given your skill level, you'd fare better with a P90. fair*
  8. Peckles

    It's -45 with the windchill today...ughhhhhh

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      -45 K sure is cold

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Yeah, absolute zero's got nothing on this.

    4. boiler

      boiler

      What, no pithy pun? Has the cold temporarily robbed you of your creativity?

  9. Peckles

    Being an adult shoe salesman is no small feet.

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    2. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      This thread needs the boot

       

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Some of these are pretty lacy

    4. Biggs

      Biggs

      It's not so bad, MPG... besides, time heels all wounds.

  10. Peckles

    When bleached hair grows out, it looks like an old banana.

  11. Peckles
    San. So that he'll never be alone.
  12. Peckles

    I rubbed my butt on Oprah's couch today.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      That's what I'd call grand l'arse'eny

    2. boiler

      boiler

      iswydt

  13. Peckles
    I think if you're in the GC Steam group, you get the option in your settings to add the GC- clan tag. I personally don't use it, but I've seen non-paying regulars with it.
  14. Peckles

    Homeless horses are unstable.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Could you then say, homeless hobbits are unholy?

    2. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      Neigh

    3. Lookback

      Lookback

      Do they ignite with too much power demand?

  15. Peckles

    I screwed up while making bread. Guess I didn't knead it enough.

    1. Lookback

      Lookback

      Dough!

    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      You shouldn't have been loafing around so much.

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      These bread puns are a bit stale.

  16. Peckles

    I should work in a funeral home, because I can't stop coffin.

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    2. Kuma

      Kuma

      Well, you don't want dead people calling in

    3. Biggs

      Biggs

      That joke was ap'pall'ing

    4. Peckles

      Peckles

      I urned the criticism.

  17. Peckles

    Merecats are quite humble.

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    2. boiler

      boiler

      Eh, I give this joke 2 Peklz out of 5 Peklz. Not your best work, but everyone has an off day.

    3. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Wait.. there are more than 1 Peckles out there?!

    4. boiler

      boiler

      No, it's just the Peklz rating system, PRS if you will.

  18. Peckles

    If you don't like these pebbles, we can find you some alternative rock.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      hehe :)

  19. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    So we're going to try and get back in to the swing of things and actually maintain the project again in the new year. For now, here's a track called 'Hurt Felines'. Listen to it on our site On our SoundCloud page Or on Reverb Nation
  20. Peckles

    I dunno who made this shirt, because it seams weird.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Boo

    2. TheLaw

      TheLaw

      Well I like it :)

  21. Peckles

    A rhino charged me. It wasn't cheap.

    1. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      I got stung by a bee, he charged me $75 fir a jar of honey

  22. Peckles

    SO my doctor told me my platelet count was high, but I have plenty of regular sized dishes too.

  23. Peckles

    Oh, you want to join my peeing contest? You're in!

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      I think you put the emphasis on the wrong excretion.

    3. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Prepare to be impressed Peckles.

    4. Peckles

      Peckles

      Been preparing my whole life. Hasn't happened yet.

  24. Peckles

    New headphones arrived. Friday night is spoken for.

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Some wine, a candle light dinner... just you and your new headphones... so romantic

  25. Peckles

    I was accused of being a draft-dodger. But really, I just don't like wind.

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