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shaftiel

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  1. I made a dumb and won the big dumb prize. RIP AND GG https://imgur.com/nbrFYMl

  2. Confirmed by NASA, liquid water exist on mars under certain conditions. :o

  3. Not all food makes me fart, just the ones I eat

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      I have a fear that one day, all the uneaten food will coalesce into a giant food monster and wipe out the human race. I am just doing my part to stop it. And maybe your part as well....

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  4. First Ace! With A nova! I think I deafened Tirtul with my loud shouting of excitement!

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      thats really awesome! I've only had a few of those, the stress of the moment gives way to the exhilaration of knowing that you single handedly won the round. Well done

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  5. Dues have been sent in!

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      That is kinda personal information San, and I think it should stay between him and his doctor.

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  6. BLUE SPRUCE AUTO SHOTTY!!!!! eat your heart out kids!

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      ...... I would kill WalkingCat for that gun.

  7. Anyone in toronto? I'll be there in a few weeks

  8. Few things can make you feel as insignificant as a urinal whose sensor triggers the flush while you're still peeing

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      I'm going to say that his comment has nothing to do with the stream. Its more to do with the nozzle.

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  9. I just noticed I have over 100,000 kills in csgo. ALL HAIL TBT THE DESTROYER!

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      You have 2,343 hours logged. That works out to 44 kph. Not fast enough, you kill like an old woman

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  10. Congrats Sant for winning the stat-trak deagle and to Ice_berg for winning the Ak47

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      :) Well done! I showed up briefly, but TB hates me and ran me off lol :P
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  11. Don't forget this weekend's CSGO SNC Free Skin Night!

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Arg! I have a fencing tournament this Saturday :(

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  12. Surgery went well, pain is much more tolerable now, thanks for all the PM's!!

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Don't know the situation, but I'm glad to hear that it went well, and things are better :)

       

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  13. Seriously, I miss you guys...

  14. Counter Strike players will understand: I went by the breakroom today and there was a flyer posted for a food joint in town. We will DeLiver it said with an odd capitol L in mid word.......nice try terrorist....nice try. Add comment

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      De_Liver was never my favorite, too many nooks and crannies for people to hide in.

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  15. I am too pooped to even poop

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Careful. At some point it wont matter how pooped you are, you will be pooped.

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  16. RIP Andrew Allen aka DNA. Fatty will make a post later on.

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      What the what?! that is terrible... I really liked him, and enjoyed playing with him :(

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  17. Taylor Swift. I would sell my left kidney for a bottle of her fart. Then on my deathbed 50 years hence, I would inhale that bottle with my last breath and die a happy man.

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Now, I think Taylor Swift is a pretty girl and all, but wow.... lol

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  18. I can't even today

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Today. I'll be happy when its Yesterday.

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  19. Mother-in-law won't go home. So hungry. Don't want to go downstairs. Please send cookies.

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Hes married to his left bedroom slipper. The 'mother-in-law' is the right bedroom slipper. Pickles has issues, its best just to whistle and look the other way.

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  20. What happend to shaft?

    1. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      My son or a friend of his did some bad things to my account.

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