MPG1770

I should work in a funeral home, because I can't stop coffin.

From now on Biggs is my bro. Don't even think about hurting him in any way or i will sue the pants off you, and then beat you with those pants.

I guess the world hasn't ended... Unless it has! Am I dead?? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME??

Got my new mouse - not the 1 I wanted, but seems to be behaving - got some buttons - don't know what they do yet

A rhino charged me. It wasn't cheap.

Oh, you want to join my peeing contest? You're in!

5am - I just got home from a gig

Happy Thanksgiving ya'll

I'm 30!!!!!!!!!!

Sheesh, inebriated again last night... You guys are a bad influence on me..

hai guys and gals guess who's back *wink*

I need a stiff drink for tonight

2. Count them, 2 trick-or-treat groups this year. An abundance of candy remains. Time for Kwaidan.

Nothing like being sick on halloween...I'll trick or treat for some soup and Advil...who is going to hook me up?

Fireplace? Check. Firwood? Check. Matches? Check. Let there be the fire !!!!!!

I'm in a 'can't be bothered with anything' mood today

I'm in a 'can't be bothered with anything' mood today

Had some of that Jack Daniel's honey whiskey. That is some good stuff

Sore throat. Need whisky.

Got quiet around here...

I don't wish to alarm you, but I'm naked under these clothes.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Didn't spit and die last night. Had nightmares all night.

oh my, I just heard there will be a bacon shortage!

My pet mouse Elvis has just died, he was caught in a trap!