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Rodney Dangerfield Dies


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Wow, that is so horrible! I was a big big fan of him. Back to School and Caddyshack are two of my favorite movies, and I'm gonna hafta watch both of them today as a salute to the great man who could do a triple lindy but still got no respect.

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Give it a couple years and there will be a clone of him running around.

I saw rodney at the beverly hills hilton when i was like 14, he was walking around the pool with a shirt off. He looked about 10 months pregnant. And yes the man was a comical genius. One of my favorite lines: "OH, I should of yelled 2"

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List of one liners:

 

"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!' "

 

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"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother."

 

 

"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."

 

 

"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' "

 

 

"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."

 

 

"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."

 

 

"When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me."

 

 

"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names -- hers and her mother's."

 

 

"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."

 

 

"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."

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