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I'm sick and staying at my parents so I don't get Danielle sick. I came home tonight to get more clothes...no bird.

 

He's waiting until I give the pellet gun back, you watch.

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I finally figured out why the bird hasn't come back...

 

Duke's solution:

 

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Mrs. Duke's solution:

 

 

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The old $7 owl balloon trick... :unsure:

 

Doggone pacifists :angry:

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Don't ya just love it when your wife knocks the wind outta your sail :)

 

Have to ask her, what's the fun in her solution.

 

Duke= 0

Bird= 3

Mrs Duke= 10 (1 for getting rid of the bird, 9 for doing it on the first try)

 

You've lost out all around there Duke. :biggrin:

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Don't ya just love it when your wife knocks the wind outta your sail :)

 

Have to ask her, what's the fun in her solution.

 

Duke= 0

Bird= 3

Mrs Duke= 10 (1 for getting rid of the bird, 9 for doing it on the first try)

 

You've lost out all around there Duke.  :biggrin:

 

 

Yeah, you hit it on the head. I was kinda looking forward to 'doing the job' when she got all smart and diplomatic on me.

Man, my stats stink on this scenario...

 

Ok, here's the new and improved plan <Mission Impossible playing again>:

 

I sneak out, drive away from the house, army crawl back, take out the balloon, crawl back to the car, drive back and go to bed.

I'll wake up the next morning and blame the balloon killing on the neighborhood kids.

That creates an open door for the bird which puts me back in the pigeon hunting business.

 

How's that sound?

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Take down balloon---check

Prepare sniper location---check

Night vision goggles---check

Camo fatigues---check

Face paint---check

Rifle, er, BB gun---check

Money for bail---check

 

The showdown draws near...

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  • 2 years later...

It took me a while to find this thread. The freakin' bird is back.

 

I thought there was dried up milkshake (from the kids) on the garage floor, its bird poo.

Of course, I probably threw that balloon out like 2 months ago...

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