Batman April 30, 2005 Share Batman April 30, 2005 He must be on the web somewhere and saw this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X April 30, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X April 30, 2005 Why don't you set a trap for him? Like put food in a cage and have it set up so the cage slams down on him when he goes in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs April 30, 2005 Share TheBugs April 30, 2005 haha once hes in the cage.. "Honey i know you didnt want a pet but..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator April 30, 2005 Share Xterminator April 30, 2005 I tried beating it with the closest thing I could find, a shovel. Bird 3, Duke 0, metal track -1, shovel -1. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAH i ROFL that's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4ng0v3r May 1, 2005 Share h4ng0v3r May 1, 2005 It's gotta be there to shoot, brother! He's not showing up... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the bird has spy-tech. He's on to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty May 1, 2005 Share Fatty May 1, 2005 Maybe he found his way home. I told you he saw you get out of the car armed to the teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 2, 2005 Author Share MrDuke May 2, 2005 I'm sick and staying at my parents so I don't get Danielle sick. I came home tonight to get more clothes...no bird. He's waiting until I give the pellet gun back, you watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 8, 2005 Author Share MrDuke May 8, 2005 I finally figured out why the bird hasn't come back... Duke's solution: Mrs. Duke's solution: The old $7 owl balloon trick... Doggone pacifists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz May 8, 2005 Share Shazz May 8, 2005 ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Berge_00 May 8, 2005 Share Ice_Berge_00 May 8, 2005 Hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty May 9, 2005 Share Fatty May 9, 2005 Ewww...look at that thing. Have you been getting your mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunk May 9, 2005 Share Lunk May 9, 2005 Don't ya just love it when your wife knocks the wind outta your sail Have to ask her, what's the fun in her solution. Duke= 0 Bird= 3 Mrs Duke= 10 (1 for getting rid of the bird, 9 for doing it on the first try) You've lost out all around there Duke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz May 9, 2005 Share Shazz May 9, 2005 Here is some extra help if you need it. http://www.absolutebirdcontrol.com/pigeons.htm?ABS=Overture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 9, 2005 Author Share MrDuke May 9, 2005 Don't ya just love it when your wife knocks the wind outta your sail Have to ask her, what's the fun in her solution. Duke= 0 Bird= 3 Mrs Duke= 10 (1 for getting rid of the bird, 9 for doing it on the first try) You've lost out all around there Duke. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, you hit it on the head. I was kinda looking forward to 'doing the job' when she got all smart and diplomatic on me. Man, my stats stink on this scenario... Ok, here's the new and improved plan <Mission Impossible playing again>: I sneak out, drive away from the house, army crawl back, take out the balloon, crawl back to the car, drive back and go to bed. I'll wake up the next morning and blame the balloon killing on the neighborhood kids. That creates an open door for the bird which puts me back in the pigeon hunting business. How's that sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxErinyes May 9, 2005 Share NyxErinyes May 9, 2005 Great until she buys another balloon while you're out skulking for the bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 10, 2005 Author Share MrDuke May 10, 2005 Take down balloon---check Prepare sniper location---check Night vision goggles---check Camo fatigues---check Face paint---check Rifle, er, BB gun---check Money for bail---check The showdown draws near... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*BiGBonES** May 10, 2005 Share *BiGBonES** May 10, 2005 You forgot the: Video Camera Digital Camera Live GC Webcam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Berge_00 May 12, 2005 Share Ice_Berge_00 May 12, 2005 Don't forget the score keeper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*BiGBonES** May 13, 2005 Share *BiGBonES** May 13, 2005 Any updates or has the pigeon got bored of toying with Mr Duke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 13, 2005 Author Share MrDuke May 13, 2005 No pigeon. Still waiting. Very tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X May 13, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X May 13, 2005 Dress in a pidgeon suit and dance around to attract him back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chamberlain May 14, 2005 Share Chamberlain May 14, 2005 Downloading a pigeon mating call and play it on a portable cd player...... you'll get lost of targets!! MUHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke November 14, 2007 Author Share MrDuke November 14, 2007 It took me a while to find this thread. The freakin' bird is back. I thought there was dried up milkshake (from the kids) on the garage floor, its bird poo. Of course, I probably threw that balloon out like 2 months ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek November 14, 2007 Share TheGeek November 14, 2007 Biological warfare always works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracid November 14, 2007 Share Tracid November 14, 2007 2 years later it comes back?! Wow that bird has it out for you Duke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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