[LaW]Maverick October 24, 2007 Share [LaW]Maverick October 24, 2007 So, when I got into work today, one of my co-workers comes up to me and says he has a "personal favor." I say, "Ok..." Then he tells me he that he needs me to tone it down on burping and things while I'm at work. This is when I had to fight to keep the "What the hell are you talking about" look off my face. I said... "Sure, no problem" and he continued to tell me how it was disruptive and unprofessional. Ok, here's the clincher. Many of you might not know that I work with Sgt. Slaughter. He sits in the cubicle next to me, and we eat lunch together in the conference room. Now, I make a conscious effort at work to not allow any LOUD gaseous expulsions escape my body. However, every day at lunch, Sgt. Slaughter tends to cut a huge burp at the end of his meal. In other words, I'm fairly certain that I got blamed for Sgt. Slaughter's gas. He did not, however, get talked to at all. Haha...it's a pretty funny situation though, because I couldn't exactly say, "Sir, I don't know what you're talking about." or "Dan did it." because that would've just looked like I was trying to dodge responsibility. So I took the heat for Slaughter's gas. Everyone have a good laugh now, we already did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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[LaW]Maverick October 24, 2007 Author Share [LaW]Maverick October 24, 2007 Update: Slaughter just got the same talk (an hour later) :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w8t4time October 24, 2007 Share w8t4time October 24, 2007 its probably some women who complained who never lets any gaseous anything release? can lead to being frustrated all that built up tension? old video if you haven't seen it its funny http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIjY.html I had a boss who tried to talk to me on Halloween about my attitude at work I sold high tech camping/mountaineering equipment and they said I could dress up for Halloween so I had rollerblades a moose hat (antlers,big nose, big eyes) a cape and a big M on my chest I was MOOSE MAN!! skating around the store the customers loved it. Boss says can I talk to you in the back of the store "ok...?" "you are not taking your job seriously!" I said "are you really going to have this conversation with me dressed like this?" "you said I could dress up for Halloween?" He had a blank look because it was ridiculous to talk to me then and I was right! did I say the customers loved it---come on ----how many times does a sales person "skate" up to you dressed like a moose with a cape? "can I help you!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather October 24, 2007 Share Fairweather October 24, 2007 you shouldve drop kicked slaughter the second he was back in his cubicle, that'll learn him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flitterkill October 24, 2007 Share Flitterkill October 24, 2007 I recommend beans for lunch. Every day. -Fk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZesteR October 24, 2007 Share ZesteR October 24, 2007 The Employee Dining Room here at the casino gives up free meals. (1 per shift) They always have some sort of bean or beans to be eaten. Thank goodness for state-of-the-art air systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flitterkill October 24, 2007 Share Flitterkill October 24, 2007 I had a boss who tried to talk to me on Halloween about my attitude at work I sold high tech camping/mountaineering equipment and they said I could dress up for Halloween so I had rollerblades a moose hat (antlers,big nose, big eyes) a cape and a big M on my chest I was MOOSE MAN!! skating around the store the customers loved it. Boss says can I talk to you in the back of the store "ok...?" "you are not taking your job seriously!" I said "are you really going to have this conversation with me dressed like this?" "you said I could dress up for Halloween?" He had a blank look because it was ridiculous to talk to me then and I was right! did I say the customers loved it---come on ----how many times does a sales person "skate" up to you dressed like a moose with a cape? "can I help you!?" Couldn't have been Moosejaw - I think they'd make that mandatory and give the talking to to the non-costumed employees -Fk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters October 24, 2007 Share stutters October 24, 2007 soy milk + kashi go lean = gnarliest farts known to man. will bet on this. ps - save the hippy-hating for a real granola. i just dig crop dusting people. it should be an olympic sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo October 25, 2007 Share anonymo October 25, 2007 soy milk + kashi go lean = gnarliest farts known to man. will bet on this. ps - save the hippy-hating for a real granola. i just dig crop dusting people. it should be an olympic sport. Whatever you say, Moonbeam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog October 25, 2007 Share ShadowDog October 25, 2007 soy milk + kashi go lean = gnarliest farts known to man. will bet on this. ps - save the hippy-hating for a real granola. i just dig crop dusting people. it should be an olympic sport. .... it's all natural maaaann! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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