whiplash March 28, 2003 Share whiplash March 28, 2003 A truly Canadian Apology to the USA... Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, CBC Television: On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but,we feel your pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X March 28, 2003 Share CowboyFromHell`X March 28, 2003 So your point is, the only good things about Canada are the trees, hockey and beer? Woah, I'm jealous. And I'd love to see Canada and US go one on one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak2786 March 28, 2003 Share Ak2786 March 28, 2003 The thing is no one cares =\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty March 28, 2003 Share Fatty March 28, 2003 Guys, this was funny, as it was intended. Shaddup. Nice post, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiplash March 28, 2003 Author Share whiplash March 28, 2003 Guys, this was funny, as it was intended. Shaddup. Nice post, lol. Thx fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimmage March 28, 2003 Share Slimmage March 28, 2003 LOL Whiplash i watched that episode of This Hour.. Best show on tv. Nice post, u beat me to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yErMoTH3r March 28, 2003 Share yErMoTH3r March 28, 2003 golly gee! wiplash is ALIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 Share Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 whatcha tolkin aboot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco March 28, 2003 Share Draco March 28, 2003 so your saying you guys would want the super jackdonkey al gore instead of bush...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 Share Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 Al Gore would have made a great president. its a shame he won't run again in 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckleslove March 28, 2003 Share chuckleslove March 28, 2003 Al Gore would have made a great president. its a shame he won't run again in 2004 that's almost funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 Share Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 whats funny is people that think george wub-ya is the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak2786 March 28, 2003 Share Ak2786 March 28, 2003 United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation,the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. I agree with the canadians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief March 28, 2003 Share Chief March 28, 2003 Al Gore would have made a great president. its a shame he won't run again in 2004 Jesse the Body Ventura would make a great president. He could choke out Bush with a full nelson while crippling Gore in a figure four and still have the wherewithall to get a double tap on Sadam from 50 meters. He has more character than Gore, more charisma than Bush, is braver than both put together, and has a pretty impressive media presence. Not quite as smooth as Reagan or slick as Clinton but I'd pay to see him go from the tops ropes onto Chirac's weak temple with an elbo. I'd love to see a SEAL as president. I definitely don't want Gore, and Bush just isn't quite fit to lead a nation with some of the worst public speaking skills seen since TV had Kennedy best Nixon these many years ago. But I'll vote for The Body! Chief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 Share Guest Smoke March 28, 2003 i keep it simple when voting I want the guy who knows what he's doing I don't care how slick he is, or his "stage" presence I care about that guy sincerly wanting only to good for his country and not himself, someone bright enough to run it Al Gore was that man, and if he woulda won the election you would see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak2786 March 28, 2003 Share Ak2786 March 28, 2003 Well more people did vote for gore, bush just won the right states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConGregation March 29, 2003 Share ConGregation March 29, 2003 :sigh: Why do people feel the need to come in here and make blanket statements that just CALL for a response which will only produce more responses in kind and we end up becmoing the best bickering CS community in the whole CS realm? btw, nice first post. I love creatively done sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiplash March 29, 2003 Author Share whiplash March 29, 2003 golly gee! wiplash is ALIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeabos March 29, 2003 Share Zeabos March 29, 2003 I thought it was hilarious thank you whiplash lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X March 29, 2003 Share CowboyFromHell`X March 29, 2003 I don't know. Canada also leads us in declining dental care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TF_FSoul March 29, 2003 Share Guest TF_FSoul March 29, 2003 Canada is the home of insecure ex-hippies. Half the population is made up of draft-dodging americans. hehe - I have seen quite a few canadians speaking up recently in support of the war and against their PM. They have even taken out ads in this weekends USA Today showing their support. As for you people talking about the election....LMAO. This is years old and you still carry a grudge? We do not live in a democracy, we live in a republic. The term democracy is not even mentioned in the constitution or Bill of Rights. It is ok for this guy to make fun of the US, we do not mind. Canada has been the subject of many, many jokes. The only thing I wonder about.....How can he call Bush a moron when their own PM is worse; they are not supporting the war in Iraq but yet want in on rebuilding the country, they talk like "Whoot?" "Hoser", etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest [DOH]TaPe March 29, 2003 Share Guest [DOH]TaPe March 29, 2003 lol if this continues it'll have to be moved to some political area Good first post, it was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smoke March 29, 2003 Share Guest Smoke March 29, 2003 I know all about history and how our government is run and I shouldn't be blamed for holding a grudge, it was only the most important position in our government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator March 30, 2003 Share Xterminator March 30, 2003 heh i member gettin that e-mail. It's great heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X March 30, 2003 Share CowboyFromHell`X March 30, 2003 Got teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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