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http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rnr/989335350.html

 

moral of the story, don't gamble on a fart.

 

Thank god I'm not alone! The losing part, not the dating the looser part.

 

Don't judge me for being there, just enjoy the outcome.

 

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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/994260305.html

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Are you sure thats not stutters?

 

You MUST fulfill the following requirements:

- Asian

- Woman

- Aged NO MORE THAN 23

- - and NO LESS THAN 16

- Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.

- - but no 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.

- Like sushi, animé, and video games.

 

Yeah, pretty sure.

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Are you sure thats not stutters?

 

You MUST fulfill the following requirements:

- Asian

- Woman

- Aged NO MORE THAN 23

- - and NO LESS THAN 16

- Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.

- - but no 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.

- Like sushi, animé, and video games.

 

Yeah, pretty sure.

 

 

no,the guy posting!

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Are you sure thats not stutters?

 

You MUST fulfill the following requirements:

- Asian

- Woman

- Aged NO MORE THAN 23

- - and NO LESS THAN 16

- Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.

- - but no 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.

- Like sushi, animé, and video games.

 

Yeah, pretty sure.

 

 

no,the guy posting!

You didn't get the joke!

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