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lulz, I just had to share this...def. made my day hehe


Sedah

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That dude gets SO much more credit than me. I have no such stamina.

After 5 mins of struggling to get back up, Id have realized the coolers were cold, pullled all of the chips down to cover me in a warm blanket of crispy warm puffy-bagged goodiness.

Then Id have curled into a proper man's drunken fetal position, convinced myself that the chips were my bed and blanket, the cold floor was a fresh coolness to keep me collected, and the bags were my pillows brought to me by my harem.....

 

Of course, Id have woke up in cuffs instead of escorted like this guy.

 

Now that I think of it, Id have also cracked the case of beer, and while sipping I would have, in my infinite wisdom, decided that I should pass out with my open wallet on my chest so the store guy doesnt think I stole the beer I drank while I was passing out.

 

Um.

I mean.

Thats what I heard that people do.

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I feel bad for the guy.

 

 

You should feel bad for him!...It's your fault. He's drinking all the beer you should be drinking...somebody has to even out the karmic universal balance of intoxication!

 

Tek, you always make me smile. :) This time I even chuckled!

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