MPG1770 June 16, 2014 Share MPG1770 GC Server Admin June 16, 2014 This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after.Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.The Englishman answers with humour: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VooDooPC June 17, 2014 Share VooDooPC Member June 17, 2014 (edited) I don't know who this joke is ribbing. French police, Englishmen, or women drivers? Edited June 17, 2014 by VooDooPC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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walkingCat June 20, 2014 Share walkingCat Member June 20, 2014 Just to backed up the "joke" of our Englishman. Similar situation happened to my mom. She and her friend were coming back home from a party, and mom's friend was driving a car. The car was made in Japan for local market, but was later sold to Russia, meaning its stirring wheel is on the right side. They've been stopped by a policeman for speeding. He walked up from the left side (normal driver side), asked for document and my mom opened her window telling him that she has no driving license or any document on the car. It took about 5 minutes to explain why she is sitting on the driver side with no documents and she doesn't even know how to drive. Good laughs and speeding was successfully forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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