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Never Ending Story

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The rules are simple.

 

1. Continue where the last person left off.

2. Don't let the story end.

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The knight looks up into the face of the giant before him. Fear grips his insides as he readies himself for what surely must be his death.

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It was only then that he realized he forgot to wear his brown pants, and only had a rusty spork with which to defend himself against the foul thing in front of him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Time seemed to be moving at a snail's pace.  His hand began to sweat from squeezing his spork so tightly.

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A dew of sweat ran down his forehead and acridly crawled into his right eye. There was the only way to get out this awfully awkward situation.

 

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The sting in his eye was painful.  The knight angrily ripped his helmet off of his head and suddenly the giant feared he, himself, may be in for more of a fight than he anticipated. 

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Seeing the giant's trepidation, the knight was emboldened. He strode toward the giant. Out of corner of his eye he saw a glint of steel in the dirt.

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Unfortunately, the knight was so taken and fascinated by the bauble that he failed to see the giants hand swinging down and swatting him like a fly. The breath knocked out of him, he flew through the air, crashing through the tower window.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaftiel

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Fortunately, he landed on an air mattress and suffered no serious injuries.  However, the strip tease dancers fell from their poles.

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while doing splits and spins wooing the knight and giving him a hard passion and the strength to finally have a chance to take the almighty giant

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The giant seeing him in the aroused state mistakes his advance with the "sword" and flees, never to return to that perverted castle. With danger gone the knight puts his sword away, yet keeps his spork at the ready.

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As the day has been saved the knight with his spork in hand. The job is still not done. thus the strippers are still waiting for the knights return to conquer there Majestic lands of no return.

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The knight returns to a VIP table in the castle while awaiting Lord Pimp A Lot to hand him the next dangerous villain lurking upon the fair strippers land. He begins to polish his Spork and pondering a name for his friend, his weapon, his way to eat, when suddenly the doors flung open and Big Bertha Queen of Hefferland stormed in demanding to know who bested her Giant, here to take some of her girls back to their home kingdom.

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In spite of the woman, our hero, with an offhand throw, buries his newly polished spork into the throat of the queen, killing her instantly.

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The court was shocked at the audacity of the knight.  The gaurds rose and advanced towards the knight, the spork still buried deep inside the queen.

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The knight's codpiece suddenly deflated, now flaccid, like his ego as he spotted Merlin the magic midget king who bellowed "Who dare spork my queen to death and in her throat no less?"

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Stunned, the knight knows he is out sporked, so he hops onto the nearest ponygirl and tries to flee!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaftiel

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Sweating, the young boy wakes up from the strangest dream he has ever had. Should have listened to his mother about eating all that candy before bed.

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Ignoring the part of the story that would kill the plot line we move on. Out the window and onto the balcony the knight ran, drawing his sword along the way. He avoided and overhand chop to his head and parried a slash to the midsection. Past the guards and out the door he jumped to his freedom landing in the moat.

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