tainted92 August 27, 2015 Share tainted92 Member August 27, 2015 (edited) TAINTED VICTORY Long ago, in a land before time, the great Tainted did rule over the masses of peasants. There were those who were thought to be greater than the Tainted, but it was false. The Tainted was greater then any challenger to the title of Most Glorious Left 4 Dead 2 Player Of ALL TIME! There were those are argued still. The Tainted decided to open a formal challenge to those that doubted his skill, and see who was the greatest throughout the lands. The Tainted War has begun... Obviously, you ladies can see from the title of this thread that a year worth of GC membership is up for grabs. After the great Nut Stomping '15, I had a thought that I'd love to do something like this myself, and see if anyone could actually top the score I got over Peanut. Thus, for the month of September, I'm going to be hosting some tainted hunting, and I'll be rewarding the winner with a renewal or membership in GC to do with as they please (non-members will get a gift membership, and paying members will get a renewal (this counts for admins too with your double costs)). This content is open for anyone, from lowly farm animals (Shepards and Pandas) to the great and high board members (Praise be unto san, for there are none that can match his noobiness). It'll run for the entire month of September by glorious British time (September 1st at 12am BST to September 31st at 11:59pm BST) Contest rules are as follows: 1) You need to get the achievement for the kill to count. That means you need to get the "A Tainted Victory". If I die from bleeding out, or common infected, then no kill is awarded. 2) I will be keeping track of who kills me by updating this thread each time a kill is scored. 3) In the event of a tie at the end of the contest, the leaders will engage in sudden death, where the first to score a kill on me will be crowned winner. 4) All deaths count, regardless of the circumstances. I don't care if it's 1 vs 10, or someone gets a lucky death charge, if you get the achievement, you're eligible. 5) In accordance with the achievement rules, even if you have had me pinned with a hunter for four minutes and a charger comes and steals the last hit to get the achievement, that charger gets the kill. Stealing kills isn't encouraged, but considering I did it to kill Peanut countless times, I can't say it's not allowed I'll try to play at least every other day when I get the chance, so anyone on at usual peak hours should get a chance to kill me, although I could be on at any point during the day. Best of luck, and may the best lady win. Scoreboard: Yortz - 9 Elite Gandalf - 8 DammitCarlos - 4 Purple power ranger IIIIIII - 3 finlanderi - 3 archer - 3 Deadlock - 2 Lookback - 2 San - 2 Red Devil - 2 ALL THESE SCRUBS HAVE 1 KILL EACH (TW)traveling Leanna Potter n Kelly {Frag} Mr.Waldo sLake (d[^-^] Tatsuya Leroy Brown Tuly be Free mi Hermano Shaq Sassy Majorlazer [H]ardDark Shepard yES =) Got Your 6 Vincent Van Bro finlanderi Sexy Girl Yojimbo Maestro Jerky Jaycub Peanut General Joda Edited October 1, 2015 by tainted92 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny August 27, 2015 Share Johnny Member August 27, 2015 I doubt San will win even if he tried. Even with 500 points.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanutButterNJelly August 27, 2015 Share PeanutButterNJelly GC Alumni August 27, 2015 time for revenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiXie August 27, 2015 Share DiXie Member August 27, 2015 hahaha, yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos August 27, 2015 Share Carlos Member August 27, 2015 time for revenge No! Tainted said this contest is for ladies only. He said nothing about gentlemen competing. You can't get your revenge. You're no lady....right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 August 27, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member August 27, 2015 time for revenge No! Tainted said this contest is for ladies only. He said nothing about gentlemen competing. You can't get your revenge. You're no lady....right? To quote an old friend: Debatable 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yortz August 27, 2015 Share Yortz Member August 27, 2015 time for revenge No! Tainted said this contest is for ladies only. He said nothing about gentlemen competing. You can't get your revenge. You're no lady....right? A grumpy old female board member to be exact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Architect August 27, 2015 Share Architect Member August 27, 2015 Once I ran to you, now I run from you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookback August 27, 2015 Share Lookback Member August 27, 2015 (edited) http://i3.cpcache.com/product/47538466/got_taint_oval_decal.jpg?height=225&width=225 Edited August 27, 2015 by Lookback 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 August 31, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member August 31, 2015 WE START IN 2 HOURS AND 12 MINUTES FROM THIS POST HAPPY TAINTED HUNTING PEOPLE LET'S SHOW A LITTLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandas August 31, 2015 Share Pandas Member August 31, 2015 I look forward to failing miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madvillain August 31, 2015 Share Madvillain Member August 31, 2015 I look forward to failing miserably. To translate for Pandas, she will be playing/failing as she always does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yortz September 1, 2015 Share Yortz Member September 1, 2015 I look forward to failing miserably. Don't be hard on yourself, Peanut plays 50 times worse than you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 September 1, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member September 1, 2015 I'm rather bemused, I was in the server for a good few hours tonight but no one managed to kill me, even with a few people actively hunting me You're gonna have to do better than that ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 September 1, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member September 1, 2015 And two people have joined the leaderboards (DAMN IT RAGE, YOU INFECTED ME WITH A MEDKIT) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookback September 2, 2015 Share Lookback Member September 2, 2015 It may not have counted, but a kill where you are asking 'How'd I die' is just plain worth it. (The two charger levels in the following round were just gravy) <3 Taint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 September 2, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member September 2, 2015 I didn't understand it ^^ I didn't fly high enough for it to be a traditional death charge, and even then, you didn't get the achievement, so it was a weird as hell death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookback September 2, 2015 Share Lookback Member September 2, 2015 It was double impact, you hit the bottom of the coaster track above you on the bounce from my charge, then landed with enough damage to finish you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 September 3, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member September 3, 2015 7 people now have 1 kill each Some of them were such </3 moments though, like joining in already hunted and bam, dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos September 3, 2015 Share Carlos Member September 3, 2015 (edited) 7 people now have 1 kill each Some of them were such </3 moments though, like joining in already hunted and bam, dead 1. You should wait till the chapter ends, or till a round ends. That way, <3 moments would happen less often, and.... 2. Quit being in the same team as me!! I've still yet to play against you ever since this competition started (for at least a full round) Edited September 3, 2015 by Carlos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stabz0r September 3, 2015 Share stabz0r Member September 3, 2015 Someone needs to make a custom hat for Tainted to wear that says "Kill me first". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 September 3, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member September 3, 2015 A LEADER HAS EMERGED DEADLOCK CURRENTLY HAS TWO KILLS Come join us today for some fun on server whatevernumberwe'reon! I'll be back there in about 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 September 4, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member September 4, 2015 Sigh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yortz September 4, 2015 Share Yortz Member September 4, 2015 (edited) I must admit, it's fun putting you out of your misery. Edited September 4, 2015 by Yortz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tainted92 September 4, 2015 Author Share tainted92 Member September 4, 2015 It's not as fun to be punched to death by a charger in front of your entire team who do nothing to save you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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