diamon80 May 28, 2016 Share diamon80 Member May 28, 2016 After last nights scandalous self interviewing skills of Peanut; I want the community to give the factual story of Peanut. Twist it in any way you want (just abide by the rules)! The next poster should Daisy chain another phrase to complete the story further. Rule is Peanut's comments don't count. I will kick it off. "Last night Peanut was sitting in his armchair rocking away thinking about the numerous times hes been killed by the infected especially those damn jockeys when suddenly .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias May 28, 2016 Share Elias Member May 28, 2016 The End 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavC May 28, 2016 Share mavC Member May 28, 2016 The End oh my Elias please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanutButterNJelly May 28, 2016 Share PeanutButterNJelly GC Alumni May 28, 2016 Per the article about me in L4D2 monthly magazine: "Elias Perez, a high level player on the GC servers, says about Peanut: The guy is amazing, not only a great player, but the ladies flock to him" "MavC, a long time great player on the GC servers, had this to add about Peanut: If I were going to marry a man, it would be Peanut" "Another player on the GC servers, Diamond, also known for making useless posts on the GC website, added this about him: Best admin, he is like Meng x 1,000" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamon80 May 28, 2016 Author Share diamon80 Member May 28, 2016 Elias really doesn't like Peanut Ok we will twist his answer a little. Peanut you cannot comment on this thread. Last night Peanut was sitting in his armchair rocking away thinking about the numerous times hes been killed by the infected especially those damn jockeys when suddenly .... Elias showed up from now where and pounced him with a hunter .... hurting and still rocking in armchair ... peanut screamed "oh my Elias please let this not be the end" .... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzul May 28, 2016 Share anzul Member May 28, 2016 "and then a tank (most likely controled by one of the aforementione ladies) punched the armchair from behind, sending both peanut and elias flying several yards away towards..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liv May 28, 2016 Share Liv Member May 28, 2016 cringe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos May 28, 2016 Share Carlos Member May 28, 2016 After last nights scandalous self interviewing skills of Peanut; I want the community to give the factual story of Peanut. Twist it in any way you want (just abide by the rules)! The next poster should Daisy chain another phrase to complete the story further. Rule is Peanut's comments don't count. I will kick it off. "Last night Peanut was sitting in his armchair rocking away thinking about the numerous times hes been killed by the infected especially those damn jockeys when suddenly .... Santa Claus came tumbling down his chimney! Oh yes, he is real indeed. Peanut suddenly rushed to Santa so he can sit on his lap. Santa Claus asked Peanut what he wanted for Christmas. That's when Peanut answered.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPG1770 May 29, 2016 Share MPG1770 GC Server Admin May 29, 2016 Santa Claus came tumbling down his chimney! Oh yes, he is real indeed. Peanut suddenly rushed to Santa so he can sit on his lap. Santa Claus asked Peanut what he wanted for Christmas. That's when Peanut answered.... Maestro 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilkys May 29, 2016 Share Vilkys Member May 29, 2016 But he was not Santa Claus he was, Santa Maestro! He looked a bit smokey, hard to say that was from coming down the chimney or he was smoking his way down. Peanut then looks up to him and makes his wish to Santa, Santa upon hearing the wish replies, that is an impossible wish young peanut, for you were born to get jockeyed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ituly May 29, 2016 Share ituly Member May 29, 2016 I'm not sure what to feel about this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiXie May 29, 2016 Share DiXie Member May 29, 2016 Last night Peanut was sitting in his armchair rocking away thinking about the numerous times hes been killed by the infected especially those damn jockeys when suddenly .... Elias showed up from now where and pounced him with a hunter .... hurting and still rocking in armchair ... peanut screamed "oh my Elias please let this not be the end" ....and then a tank (most likely controled by one of the aforementione ladies) punched the armchair from behind, sending both peanut and elias flying several yards away towards.. a DiXie boom. "Well," said Peanut, "that boom could have been ALOT worse". However, ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias May 29, 2016 Share Elias Member May 29, 2016 To Be Continued.. Get Ready for part 2 on December 32, 2056! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPG1770 May 29, 2016 Share MPG1770 GC Server Admin May 29, 2016 To Be Continued.. Get Ready for part 2 on December 32, 2056! That's when L4D3 will be released Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos May 29, 2016 Share Carlos Member May 29, 2016 To Be Continued.. Get Ready for part 2 on December 32, 2056! Lol that one and only December with 32 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPG1770 May 29, 2016 Share MPG1770 GC Server Admin May 29, 2016 Anyhow, back to the story ........................ Wait, what - this story makes no sense at all - no continuity - oh, I see now - that's Peanut's playing style - I'm going to do a Peanut and rage from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamon80 May 29, 2016 Author Share diamon80 Member May 29, 2016 Time to bring this back (makes no sense - but it is about Peanut) Last night Peanut was sitting in his armchair rocking away thinking about the numerous times hes been killed by the infected especially those damn jockeys when suddenly .... Elias showed up from now where and pounced him with a hunter .... hurting and still rocking in armchair ... peanut screamed "oh my Elias please let this not be the end" .... and then a tank (most likely controled by one of the aforementione ladies) punched the armchair from behind, sending both peanut and elias flying several yards away towards... Santa Claus who came tumbling down his chimney! Oh yes, he is real indeed. Peanut suddenly rushed to Santa so he can sit on his lap. Santa Claus asked Peanut what he wanted for Christmas. That's when Peanut answered.... (Liv cringed while she/he watched the hit) ... But he was not Santa Claus he was, Santa Maestro! He looked a bit smokey, hard to say that was from coming down the chimney or he was smoking his way down. Peanut then looks up to him and makes his wish to Santa, Santa upon hearing the wish replies, that is an impossible wish young peanut, for you were born to get jockeyed..... and be a DiXie boomed. "Well," said Peanut, "that could have been ALOT worse". However, ...... while Elias, Santa Maestro and Carlos were discussing when L4D3 is going to be released ... Santa Maestro brings the story back on track by raging back up the chimney when all of a sudden ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchuLtes May 29, 2016 Share SchuLtes Member May 29, 2016 Time to bring this back (makes no sense - but it is about Peanut) Last night Peanut was sitting in his armchair rocking away thinking about the numerous times hes been killed by the infected especially those damn jockeys when suddenly .... Elias showed up from now where and pounced him with a hunter .... hurting and still rocking in armchair ... peanut screamed "oh my Elias please let this not be the end" .... and then a tank (most likely controled by one of the aforementione ladies) punched the armchair from behind, sending both peanut and elias flying several yards away towards... Santa Claus who came tumbling down his chimney! Oh yes, he is real indeed. Peanut suddenly rushed to Santa so he can sit on his lap. Santa Claus asked Peanut what he wanted for Christmas. That's when Peanut answered.... (Liv cringed while she/he watched the hit) ... But he was not Santa Claus he was, Santa Maestro! He looked a bit smokey, hard to say that was from coming down the chimney or he was smoking his way down. Peanut then looks up to him and makes his wish to Santa, Santa upon hearing the wish replies, that is an impossible wish young peanut, for you were born to get jockeyed..... and be a DiXie boomed. "Well," said Peanut, "that could have been ALOT worse". However, ...... while Elias, Santa Maestro and Carlos were discussing when L4D3 is going to be released ... Santa Maestro brings the story back on track by raging back up the chimney when all of a sudden ... and they lived happily ever after. - The End - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos May 30, 2016 Share Carlos Member May 30, 2016 (edited) Someone should get our story out in print. This is some high quality stuff right here. Edited May 30, 2016 by Carlos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilkys May 31, 2016 Share Vilkys Member May 31, 2016 Carlos stop telling fibs. Spoiler alert! Peanut dies at the end of this story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Architect May 31, 2016 Share Architect Member May 31, 2016 Carlos stop telling fibs. Spoiler alert! Peanut dies at the end of this story. It's not the destination, but the journey that is important. We all die at the end of our respective stories. The question is, how many did Peanut take down along the way? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilkys May 31, 2016 Share Vilkys Member May 31, 2016 Not many Architect, he did go down many times like 100 to 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iMeantToDoThat June 2, 2016 Share iMeantToDoThat Member June 2, 2016 such simple instructions. are they too simple or not simple enough? am i talking about the people or the intsructions? heheheeeeee -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Architect June 2, 2016 Share Architect Member June 2, 2016 Peanuts monologue Kill zombies? Well, now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it’s just a made up phrase. A politician’s phrase, sonny. Young fellas like yourself can wear a jeans and a shirt and have a gun. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I died. Because you think I shouldn't have. I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left. I got to live with that. Kill zombies? That’s just a bullcrap phrase. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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