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Things that aren't fun


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A thread to talk about the things on the server that frustrate you irritate you, or just in general are not fun. Thread is 100% not serious.

I'll start:

1. When Carlos complains about Death Toll, Dead Air or Blood Harvest

2. Actually playing Death Toll, Dead Air or Blood Harvest

3. When Elias isn't on your team
4. When Elias is on the other team
5. See 3 and 4 but replace "Elias" with "General"

6. When you rocket boom a group of bots and they actually shove effectively
7. When you rocket boom a group of players and they actually shove effectively
8. 7 was a joke, that never happens. How about, when someone shoots the boomer right in your face. Which is always.

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7. When you rocket boom.....

Aha, that's the problem. You don't want to do that ;)

 

 

Sometimes I'll rocket boom onto just you, out of spite

 

Joking aside though I wish I was good enough to vanilla boom consistently. Rocket booms suck when anyone competent is online, but my vanilla booms are even worse  :propeller: 

 

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Oh, I'm guilty of being responsible for number 8. I usually try to kill anything that moves. My bad, guys.

 

But come on, boomers aren't going to kill themselves you know. Someone has to shoot them, or else they might buy a suicide. Hm...now that doesn't sound like a bad idea. I guess I can let boomers let themselves buy a suicide.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... no, you know what? Screw that. I'm not going to let some boomer thug puke on me OR my teammates AND get away with it. They must die! I must kill all boomers at all costs! >:3

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Glados I'm one of the bad players. Be lucky the good players don't play as much anymore.

 

I have to agree with Elias with the first sentence.  And I am back playing more, so at least one good player is back.

 

And I thought politicians are all liars.

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When I land in a crowd of people and get shoved mid vomit, no one gets boomed and can't vomit. They shoot me and I'm lucky to get one, even if I'm standing on a guys face, he probably won't get boomed.

 

When I spit and it hits railing or a tree branch, or just disappears entirely.

 

When people won't stand still so I can pounce them. 

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  • 3 weeks later...

I thought of a few things that i think aren't fun.

 

Getting skeeted mid-pounce as a hunter for a pounce you weren't even going to hit.

Velocity joining the game and wallbanging you everywhere.

The VIP getting death-charged at the beginning of the map.

Missing your death-charge.

Missing every time you shoot with the AWP.

Getting M2'd as a jockey.

Getting hit of a high area by a tank and insta-killed.

Someone buying Dangerous Witches right as a witch hits you.

Getting lit as a tank.

Getting biled as a tank.

Getting lit AND biled as a tank.

When the spit spreads onto the railing.

Getting sniped by a tank using a hittable.

Abusement Park on the infected team punching you all game long.

Yortz hitting 25 damage pounces on you.

Taunting the other team then getting destroyed.

Throwing a bile at a tank and missing.

Throwing a molotov at a tank and missing.

Using an AK with no laser sight.

Watching a rocket jockey turn into a tank mid-flight.

Missing every shot on a rocket boom, then getting puked on.
There being no hat 69.

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