Jump to content

Veteran Awareness


Fatty

Recommended Posts

Ok, 25 of the spots at FF are currently filled. I need help in making sure that all veterans have been contacted and are aware that space is limited and prepayments are creating an urgency.

 

I will guarantee spots for computers for the first paying 65 at this point.

 

After that, there are no gurantees for tablespace, electricity etc.

 

I don't want a veteran to miss out if they have a desire to come, so I need your help in contacting everyone to see what their plans are. So, look at the picture on the photo album from last year:

 

http://mmmmcs.com/fragfest/ff03/ff03photoa...SC04646_jpg.jpg ( i think sanders, stedank, and stepback are missing from that picture)

 

and then compare that perhaps with this list of people from last year:

 

http://www.gamrs.co/forums/in...=ST&f=35&t=4765

 

Then I'll edit this post here as you tell me "so n so knows" If you've seen them posting up in here, that counts as awareness too.

 

What this boils down to is us working together to make sure everyone is aware. I'd hate to hear "I didn't know" from a whole mass of veterens.

 

So I'll start the list:

 

Veterans that are aware they need to get prepaid because someone has actually talked to them:

 

Mini

Lost

Fish

Knock

Watch

Jello

Stealth

Word

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm aware, I've contacted Word and Stealth in Bagdahd as well. As soon as they confirm they'll be able to make it, I'll send in my payment.

 

Also, people with laptops...can set up in places other than gaming tables. :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I too have thought about sharing PCs. That would be easy, and you'd just need your various configs on a disc or something.

 

However, let's be straight up right now: $40 entrance to FF, computer or not....first 65 bring the PCs....because even people w/o computers have to eat, drink, etc. What I don't want to happen is for people to say, "Hey, I'll just wait till it's full, then come over w/o my pc so I don't have to support anything..."

 

Now that that's covered....yes sharing PCs is a GREAT thought. Mine will be available to anyone...now, as far as the installation of games, etc, we still need to make sure we're not breaking laws. But if Client 73 wants to bring his discs and playaa is sharin his box, then go go go.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

As I said before. I'm coming, with my child (alienware), and I will set up on the tailgate of my truck outside of the place if I have to. m0m said that he had a 50 foot patch cable I could use. And I'll find cigarette lighter adapters for my pc and monitor.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I love your avatar mag!!!!

 

 

 

First Friend of Brasky: Bill Brasky is a son of a witch! Do you fellas know Bill Brasky?

 

Second Friend of Brasky: Hell yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!

 

Third Friend of Brasky: He does! He's a hell of a salesman!

 

Fourth Friend of Brasky: To Bill Brasky!

 

Together: Bill Brasky!!

 

Third: Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son?

 

Fourth: Bill Brasky?

 

First: He's a big fella!

 

Second: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.

 

Third: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

 

Fourth: And your son is blind to this day!

 

First: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he?

 

Third: I have no idea. [ pause ] To Bill Brasky!

 

Together: Bill Brasky!!

 

Second: Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky sold me into slavery?

 

First: Well, if you're talking about Bill Brasky, I believe it!

 

Second: Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Brasky, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!

 

First: I hate Bill Brasky.. but I respect him!

 

Guy At Bar: Are you talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!

 

First: Then let me buy you a round!

 

Third: Hey, easy, Hank, easy.. To Bill Brasky!

 

Together: Bill Brasky!!

 

Fourth: Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl.

 

First: I tell you, I'd like to have sex with her!

 

Fourth: Well, Brasky shows up.. and you know he's a big fella.

 

Third: Goes about 7'8", 530.

 

Fourth: Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! [ the guys laugh ] Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before!

 

Second: Best damn salesman in the office!

 

Together: Bill Brasky!!

 

Third: You know how Brasky served three tours in 'Nam?

 

Fourth: Uh-huh!

 

Third: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

 

First: To William Robert Brasky!

 

Second: Oh, yeah!

 

Fourth: Hey, you ever go camping with Brasky?

 

Third: Many times.

 

First: I went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie!

 

Third: Debbie Brasky?

 

First: Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

 

Third: That's Bill Brasky!

 

Together: Bill Brasky!!

 

Fourth: I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.

 

First: His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson.

 

Fourth: Bill Brasky once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!

 

Second: I have that tape!

 

Guy At Bar: [ turning around ] So do I!

 

Third: To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a witch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

 

Together: Bill Brasky!!

 

Big Booming Voice: [ from extremely tall figure in upper camera angle ] Did someone say Bill Brasky?

 

Together: BILL BRASKY!!

 

one of my favs

Link to comment
Share on other sites

:o

what the HECK is that?

 

I really enjoyed it...specially this:

Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! [ the guys laugh ] Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Bill brasky is a skit done on saturday night live when will ferrel and david koechner were cast members. They usually sat in a bar drinking scotch talking about their hero Bill Brasky. It was always a hilarious skit to watch. Some quotes by the drunks about brasky:

 

 

 

The following is a good amount of the bagging the buddies do for their friend Bill Brasky:

 

"Bill Brasky is a son of a witch!"

 

"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"

 

"Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

 

"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky'

... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

 

"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"

 

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

 

"He sweats Gatorade"

 

"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."

 

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

 

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

 

"He sheds his skin once a year."

 

"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."

 

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

 

"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."

 

"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."

 

"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

 

"Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

"Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."

 

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

 

"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."

 

"They found $60 in change in his stomach."

 

"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."

 

"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."

 

"Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

 

"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep."

 

"He date raped David Bowie."

 

"He once inhaled a seagull."

 

"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

 

"It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

 

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

 

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

 

"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."

 

"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."

 

"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."

 

"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"

 

"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

 

"He has dandruff the size of mice!"

 

"He jogged with a fridge on his back!"

 

"Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

 

"His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."

 

"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."

 

"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."

 

"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting?

Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."

 

"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

 

"Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."

 

"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."

 

"Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

 

"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."

 

"Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll."

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?'

On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

 

"He breastfeeds John Madden."

 

"Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."

 

"If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"

 

"They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."

 

"Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."

 

"All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos."

 

"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive?

He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."

 

"Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"

 

"Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."

 

"He thinks then iron man is happy."

 

"He framed Roger Rabbit."

 

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

 

"He gave a hj to a manta ray."

Edited by PuppySurprise
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Me and Roo gon be downing some jager. :D

ahem

 

you leaving someone out?

Aw man sorry Pup, I got excited when I saw that Roo posted I just sorta got overtaken by the moment. We already had our jager pact during the colts/pats game, which I have not forgotten about our deal sheep, but actually now that I think about it, it is going to be at least a foursome, cuz I know Dweez is down, then make it a fivesome cause Lance is gonna drink whatever you put in front of his face. So Our first toast will be to Dave getting his shot glass back.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

well, this time it won't be frozen over and you don't have to worry about the wrath of doug's pimp smackin' hand

 

you what hurt most...was the lack of respect....well, except for the hit to the face, that hurt the most...but the lack of respect hurt the second most.

 

^ Dirty Work Quote, no hard feelings Dougie

Edited by PuppySurprise
Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...