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    The "Yeti Crab"

    in What's Up?

    Ya, I saw that a while ago. That's pretty gross, I hate crustaceans. I remember seeing somewhere a percentage of all the discovered marine life, and remember it not being very high (mostly those which are deep in the oceans. AKA the huge scary buggers)

     

     

    We try to explore the depths of outer space when we haven't even explored the depths of our own oceans. Interesting how they can send a robot to Mars, but have yet to see what is really in our deep sea. I bet thats where the aliens are hiding.

     

     

    That yeti crab looks delicous.

    A+++

    in What's Up?

    farmer, will you build me a rocket ship?

    I could probably design you one given enough time, but to build it you will have to send me, oh lets say $70 million through paypal. Or just strap an ACME booster to your butt.

     

    could you graph the tangent line for the rate of application of said math/physics? :lol2:

     

    Well not so much with what I am doing now... but if I was actually hired to do what I could do, LOTS.

     

     

    I'll hire you for $5.15 an hour, design me a rocketship. And I am a drug-free employer so no funny stuff. :P

     

    (Little does farmer know I will sell his blueprints and designs on Ebay as my own and make millions while he gets the $5.15 an hour without taxes)(and I will take out lots of taxes =) ) :freak:

     

    Then the project will last ten years. When it is then completed, he will make a fake copy of the blueprints with several defects and keep the original for himself, thus profiting from your payments to him and his work.

     

     

    Bah, I'm giving up on get rich quick scheme's. <_< Anyways good job with the grades witt and I would keep up the good effort just to make sure you get the grade you want.

    Yay! Suspended!

    in What's Up?

    Losing my temper means I put my foot down and tell the customer to leave. I've never swore or raised my voice beyond an irritation level at a customer.

     

    dude. you got royaly screwed if thats all you did...... If I was you, I would quit if they didn't give me the status I had back... I would make this a HUUUUGE DEAL, because you did what is right. Start looking for another and ask the DM, am I supposed to give every drunk person free food, when their name isn't in the book? Ask him what you should do? if he is a donkey like you said he is and doesn't understand you, I would throw a taco in his face and take a dump in his driveway.

    Nah... throw the dump in his face and leave the taco on his drive.

     

    :lol2: thats funny, listen to nofx

    A+++

    in What's Up?

    farmer, will you build me a rocket ship?

    I could probably design you one given enough time, but to build it you will have to send me, oh lets say $70 million through paypal. Or just strap an ACME booster to your butt.

     

    could you graph the tangent line for the rate of application of said math/physics? :lol2:

     

    Well not so much with what I am doing now... but if I was actually hired to do what I could do, LOTS.

     

     

    I'll hire you for $5.15 an hour, design me a rocketship. And I am a drug-free employer so no funny stuff. :P

     

    (Little does farmer know I will sell his blueprints and designs on Ebay as my own and make millions while he gets the $5.15 an hour without taxes)(and I will take out lots of taxes =) ) :freak:

    Yay! Suspended!

    in What's Up?

    Saris, don't listen to these guys, they are giving you bad advice. Go to work, get some petrol and burn the whole outlet down. After that take a trip of the DM and bonk him over the head with a fish! GO saris go, go saris go! Fight back!

    Neg, if you feel a need to get back, do something subtle. Maybe purchase some laxatives for the next time your DM comes around.

     

     

    Or do what they did in that movie with Dave Chappelle and Jim Bruerer(sp).

    Beautiful day in Chicago

    in What's Up?

    It's got to be 60 degrees outside right now, I can't believe it! It was snowing last weekend. I guess no matter how long I live here I'll never get used to the weather craziness

     

    Too bad I can't enjoy it....I had too much fun last night and the sunlight feels like it's going right through my eyes and burning my brain. Has anyone else ever been so hung over that you were worried you permanently damaged yourself? That's how I felt during my first class, my teacher probably thinks I'm really sick.

     

     

    Your teacher pry thinks your sick or hungover. I'm sure they know whats goin on. Its nice here (Wisconsin) too, but unfortunetly I have to work this afternoon/tonight so I won't be enjoying the nice weather either.

     

    Most of the time I can have a good time without a hangover the next morning, but when I get one I always say i'm never drinking again. That only lasts til the end of the hangover.

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