tainted92

Could we get an upgrade where the hordes on respawn spawns a mixed batch of the uncommons (the mix of swats, hazmats and mudmen)? Maybe a third upgrade after the witches on respawn for 30 points where you get a witch and the uncommon horde?

Since I already won a kill admin contest (tainted92 slayer  ), what happens if I get the most kills?

Added rule: previous contest winners aren't eligible for the prize, but I'll still count their kills (if they get one.) 

But you get the moral victory of knowing you won over whoever got runner up

During the first level of Dead Center, the survivors had just come out of the elevator and I tried buying some fireproof hordes but they didn't spawn and attack the survivors. I heard a lot of zombie sounds in the elevator so it's almost as though they spawned above the elevator where they couldn't get down to attack the survivors

 

-Smoker and Jockey will award more points per damage (soon to be coded)

Mercman will be even more feared now

Hazmats are great

Riot zombies sound good, although I think they should be about 15-20 points rather than the 10 of hazmats considering

Dunno on mudmen, who even plays Swamp?

Trust me, you're gonna quickly be like "Why did I do this? I don't want to be the target anymore :("

See you soon Looney, watch the skies for the charger punching

I really like the horde.  It is not so over powered that it overwhelms them.  However, done at the right time, it can really distract them when they are desperate and using fireworks to clear the way.  It slows them down, especially for spit.

Yeah, I can definitely see it being a great buy on certain maps where visibility isn't great anyway (Hard Rain being a prime example, Swamp Fever too), or just used in conjunction with choke points and tank spawns. Ya can't get out of spit if you're surrounded by zombies that won't die, and ya can't run from a tank smackin' ya if you got ten hazmat chaps bashing your head in, and it slows people down enough to make them easier targets for booms, pounces and maybe death charges in certain areas. Really like it so far

Hordes are a great addition from what I can see so far, they're causing no end of trouble to people especially when boomed

Straight off the bat, 10 points seems a little low for the fireproof and x3 hp, you can get that in a decent (not a Dixie) boom or a single decent pounce, but haven't seen it enough yet to really pass judgement, just glad I finally got a melee weapon bind key

I think hazmats are definitely the better option if it's possible (maybe a horde size for 15 points?), fire is far too effective at clearing a purchased horde, and while a decent way to deal with those is to throw a bile and shoot away, even a Dixie boom stops that method and makes shooting those commons more of a priority (plus it'll help distract those gits who shoot me outta mid-air)

I can start banning people for some weird offences if you like?

How about counting wall jumping with a hunter as "glitching", grounds for a week ban?

I could ban people that spam molotovs, because the flames obscure the vision of their team and it's griefing

I AM MRS TAINTED NESBITT

*smirking from the shadows*

I came back a few days ago, but my membership won't be sorted until Thursday either. Haven't made a big deal out of it because I can't really guarantee how much I'm back and I know how much you ladies have missed me 

Welcome back to you Moira, I look forward to mercilessly farming points from you 

God damn it. This is the second time I'm writing this, because I accidentally hit the refresh key on my keyboard and lost half of this the first time around... I blame you Peanut!

I'm still proud of the title. It's got a ring to it!

Hey ladies and gents, I'm dropping you all a quick bell as to why I've been pretty AWOL over the last few months. I know it must have been pretty obvious that I've been missing, as my incredible skill leads to memorable games, my suave accent makes everyone weak at the knees, and my astounding modesty knows no bounds... Man, I'm pretty awesome

In all seriousness, I've regretted not being around the last few months, and I wanted to throw a quick message on here so people know what's up.

For the last seven or eight years, I've suffered with on and off mental health issues. This has been diagnosed in the past as "psychotic depression", as well as being queried as bipolar disorder. I've taken antidepressants at points, but I've managed without them for the last few years.

It's kinda been kicking my arse the last few months sadly. I've had a pretty rough time with real life poop getting real, and I've also been suffering from health issues with my legs getting infected ulcers and the like. I'm on compression treatment for the ulcers as the infection has mostly cleared up, and I'm being booked for a biopsy soon to see if it can help diagnose the rash that caused the ulcers in the first place.

I've been trying to keep myself together, but it's pretty rough. My missus is a great help to me, but she's got her own issues as well. She's autistic as well as suffering from depression due to a ton of poop in her past, so it isn't always the easiest of times with us. I haven't meant to lose contact over the last month or so, but stuff came to a head and I've basically cut myself off from a lot of things.

I'm sorry for the wall of text, but I wanted to give some info and let you ladies know I'm still around (although not nearly as much as I'd like to be). I doubt I'll be playing L4D2 for the foreseeable future, and basically the only times I log on Steam these days is to play a bit of Terraria with my missus. I never wanted to lose contact with friends, but I haven't been in the right state to talk to people lately. I'm hoping things are gonna get better soon, and I hope to be around to whoop each and every one of you at any game you could name

You ladies take it easy, and I'll hopefully speak to you all soon

With the most Tainted of love I can give,

Jason

Peanut always dies first and he claims he is best player on his team

He is the best player on his team!

...

... at dying of course

I think Peanut is even worse than Dixie at this point

Peanut is cool. He is the reason why I was the first one to get his death achievement. So generous of him

Speaking of Peanut's death achievements...

I hate you all.  You are jealous of my skills.

I guess the old age is getting to you mate. What skills? The only skill you've shown thus far is a lack of skills. Wait, is that a skill in itself? No skill, the ultimate in bad skills? My god.

Dixie is better, Peanut is the worst of the worst of the worst.

Even worse than... Architect.

I want to know why no one saw him digging out more of that grave and throwing a body in? Even late at night, you'd think someone would notice it

I enjoyed it lad, t'was an interesting read

Nah, if I recall, he was actually competent at this game while you're approaching levels of Peanut

Hey, I have plenty of ideas of what I'm doing, I just don't do them!

Wait...

What's an admin?

 

Nah, I say we don't ban Peanut. The server needs someone to be the whipping boy.

 

She needs to banned, and the whipping boy position goes to tainted.

 

Hope you all have a great time over the season, and a great start to the new year you beautiful bunch of gits! I know more than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!

I enjoyed that Johnny, nicely done