Prelude001

woohoo its my burfday, and you know how i know im getting old? thats right for my birthday i dont plan on doing a single thing all morning (because im sleeping), then a nice comfy day of again nothing but my butt and the couch and a big screen. Then once I arise from my comatose like state, it will be time for a quick binge and back to bed to nurse all over again tommorow!

p.s. lord help our colts!

waking up in a dumpster...at least you can hide that fact and still have some sense of sanity

waking up to a news crew at your house asking you questions about your name being on the national sex offender list

or

waking up to VP Cheney sleeping in the same bed as you with a shot gun and his arm is around you!

walking to class in underwear cause being president would just be too much fun!

waking up and seeing yourself in a mastercard commericial with your face posted under priceless for something you dont remember about the night before

or

winding up in jail because you passed out face down in the bathroom of a McDonalds naked after a night of drinking

At least it wasn't like that WOW funeral that got raided. Can you imagine a bunch of Browns' fans storming in there?

They wouldn't have made it past the last pew (or about 5 yards)

Browns linemen, apparently you know nothing of good football because everything gets thru their line!

Another good quote from one...Don't let the fuzz ruin your buzz....can be seen at frat houses across the country! Nothing like decorating an entire house in those posters!

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chephyr

multiple intentional tk's (at least 4 per map) and he spaces them out just enough to not get kicked. Also many cuss words. 4:42pm EST map italy

So i got bored and found somethings with a counterstrike theme that well made me laugh. Some just for the fact people spent time on this and some are really good and kept me on the floor! prepare to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

I will survive!

more funnies!

(ok on that one you want to click catagory to organize by type and listen to ALL the music files)

(toggled by schmift, camper one more time, oops i shot you again, the next episode, cstriker, and micspammer are all of the ones you want to listen to)

another one to find is de_inferno.mp3

Does she work? would you work if you were among the top ten richest people? I'm sure hat charity has good intentions and i've seen a lot that they have done for providing schools with IT products and training. But seriously how hard can it be to run a non-profit charity? A business genious leaving a company means one thing....he is tired of being the greatest and just wants to enjoy all that money he has made!

I was just curious if people outside of Indiana care about the race or the festivities that go along with it. By dollars brought in, viewers on television, and crowds it is supposed to be the biggest sporting event in the country and top 3 in the world. Most people here could care less about the race its more about the HUGE parties before and duringthe race. The night before the race supposedly nearly 150,000 people camp or stay within a two blocks ofthe track. I know its like Mardi Gras the night before the race as i've been before but if you dont live here you prolly don't know about that side of it.

You guys are n00bs, over here we drink out drink out of jugs or have someone pour a pint down a funnel going straight into a pro's mouth. On special nights we have the old yard of ale contest, the yard glass being about 2 pints. Occasionally we use pint glasses If we ever get plastic pints at the student union bar, they are always see-through, none of this blue or red crap

Ohhh no this seems like the place I NEED to be! MMMM...beer bong champion right here! PS...do NOT use knock off plastic SOLO cups for beer pong, flippy cup or really for anything. they are made inferior and well they go flying really easy even with a ping pong ball hitting them gently.....spend the extra 50 cents and get the real ones. And remember if you pour it in a cup its not open container and well its just easier to drink in public places that way!

Also note: things like E3, SEMA, Cedia, CES...all held in cool places like LA, Vegas places like that. Places where you can always be drinking and it ok cause everyone else is just as smashed as you are 24/7. This also keeps the sickness away until you get back home, in which case prepare for a crash worse than Black Thursday! Note the shows are not that hard to get into, you need a business license issued from the state in which your business is in, application form with info about your business (which means you best shot is lie out your *another word for mouth goes here*), and send a check with a fee of around 150 bucks for a week pass. Best way to get in is also say you position in the company is BUYER, then you get all the free stuff and people treat you like a god! PS, CES/SEMA are the greatest trade shows EVAR!

bah finals over since may 5th...but its already time for summer classes to begin....i sure learned my lesson I'm NEVER switching majors, especially outside my school within the college, again!!!! Scratch that... read this Best Student EVAR!!! ... I wanna be like Peckles!

blah you mean i gotta wait a half hour eh? sheesh and i all thought i was gonna be late

I always do have some good hax eh? Ohhh now its a commanding lead!!!! and i think its safe to say i got this one wrapped up!

Woohoo after some GREAT finsihes to the games last night (cept you texas *explitive*s).....Lude moves into the front running!

UNC losses??? boo oh well they be back hard core the next two-three years! Now go UCLA and UCONN!

Lude climbs up the ladder ftw?

Happy St. Patricks Day! Mint ice cream is everwhere! There are already drunks in campus...lol

Who cares about the ice cream....CHEERS to those who have already begun the celebration, andwhy is this not a national holiday, i can think of several holidays we dont really observe and get a day off work--this is a holiday you NEED the day off work either the day of or day after!

There's a LOT of words on that homepage. Such a high influx of INPUT!!!

St. Patrick would have a hard time reading that with beer goggles.

 

I like your exploration finds, Playaa/Pselus. interesting crap ALL OVER the web!

Mmmm Beer Goggles....yeh thats way to much stuff to read all at once...and as far as interesting crap all over the net....well doh, how else am i keeping myself occupied when im not playing CSS?

Lude ftw! i will be in the rafters with an awp if my teams dont win!

so uh mozz guess that means you are so special you get your own brand new one right here

ever heard of new york??? look into its history...half of the the city limits as of now would have been in the ocean 150 years ago...

when i was in high school i used this as a senior prank (yes i was the devil in high school, but constantine exorcised the demons out of me)... take PH indicator (preferably phenylthalene), liquid form, you know the stuff that turns colors when you add it to something to tell if its acid or base. anyways 1-5 drops of this (depends on weight and metabolism, but guess high just to make sure you get full effect) in someones coffee or soda (make sure it has a lid so they not notice slight color change) and just wait 15-30 mins. Explosive rear functions will happen and pee changes color according to their PH level...usually blue or red!!! Also this is great because you want to make sure to do this at end of his visit to your store so that way itll happen while he is in his car...

just so you donthave to wait to see the final product...go to any local sign shop or most collision repair places and they can make it while you stand there for a few bucks and even nice enough to put it on too!

Actually all those pics are real....ive went to St. Maarten last fall and stayed in a condo maybe like 400 yards from the place these pics are taken. twice a week 747's land here and are roughly 100 feet in the air as they go over the beach. you do get a huge blast of sand in your face after they fly over but the beach is kinda cut into a hill so that its not so bad (hard to tell from pics). there is a bar that is actually right under the edge of the runway called Sunset Beach Bar and the planes fly less than 50 feet over head. Also you can stand along the fence and the jet blast will blow you button down shirt right off your chest. If i can find pics from my trip of this stuff ill post em cause they are great!