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Update:

-Talpa Challengers will have a white glow around them instead of their traditional health glows making them easier to target.

Challengers may or may not also be attached to a loudly ringing dinner bell or a constantly firing string of roman candles.

I don't always spawn quickly, but when I do I accidentally the boomer

Shouts directions at noobs, mic's broken

SUDDENLY: witches.

So, here's the plan:

No more !lights, but you give members transmutation powers. I don't possibly see how that could go wrong... LOL

I tried to get my fix from that other 10v10, but it was just so...dirty. Friendly fire was on, fire hurts you, smokers' tongues seem to wrap around corners and up/down staircases like heat-seeking missiles, and they can walk while smoking someone; boomers witchslap you halfway across the map, spitters' claws will keep hitting you as like a poison even after you kill them; molotovs, pills, melee weapons, and fire ammo falling from the sky to the point that it's a joke. I kept getting incapped even why I had like 50% health for no apparent reason. No medkits, just defibs. Getting picked up from an incap gave you 100% temp health, but that doesn't seem to matter, as you just randomly fall over every minute or so. And if someone gets smoked back, half the team gets teleported back for "rushing". Now I know what the dark side of the internet looks like. I need to go shower now.

I think you need to get checked - you don't want to bring that sickness back into our server.

The shakes, the withdrawal... I feel it coming.

I'm quite sure it has something do with your own computer...probably IE needs a update, java or adobe?

 

i'm upto date bra. what'dya mean....saying i'm old computered?

And he's on a PC, I'm running off of OS X. So different platforms, different users, different clients, and I can see other server's MOTDs. Very slim chance the issue's on our end considering the variables.

For as long as I've been playing on the server, I've never seen an MOTD pop up. Instead, it's just a blank space.

I do see the MOTD on other servers, so I think it's broken on ours. It might be a big part of why new players have so much trouble on our server when logging in and playing for the first time.

Pffffft, explanations

I just want to buy a group of clowns

If it reloads for every gun, then the price goes up. If the price goes up, fewer people buy it in fewer places. Who's going to spend those points when a respawn or heal are needed?

The finales have ammo piles anyway.

... 'til it's gone!

I'm in the process of waiting for a new laptop to ship. No longer will I have to spout out "sounds out this round olololol!" I still won't have a mic since Valve is content to let sound input in source remain broken in OS X, but I'll be listening!

Of course this means that I'm without a L4D2'able machine until next week. The withdrawal shakes, they're setting in...

"Emotionally challenged Succubus."

HAH!

That one... That one gets my vote

Man, I wish I got my own hat...

Except it'd be a giant cone dunce hat

He sounds exactly like another guy I know from Conneticut

I don't have a demo either, but I can confirm the obnoxious behavior - I was on at the same time and was witness.

It's... It's beautiful.

the honest among us will watch for that....

 

Oh yeah. If it's people griefing, then I'm all mover that.

Agreed!

I'm no longer able to join a team from the !teams menu by hitting 2 or 3 (for Surv or Inf). It forces me to use !jointeam instead. Intended or bug?

I do like the idea to add "!sp [xxxxx] all" - would definitely save time in a pinch

Just crashed twice within 10 minutes

My bind list

 

bind "b" "sm_buy"

bind "h" "sm_heal"

bind "p" "sm_points"

bind "o" "sm_rebuy"

 

Other people go far with buying specific infected or items, i'll just rummage through the menu as I memorized the keystroke patterns to what I buy the most.

Good call!

For all of those times that I type too fast and accidentally send !Heal instead of !heal...

Could someone whip the hamsters? They're not running fast enough and the server keeps crashing.