Mustard's CoffeeMaker

You're not even two months younger than me, old man.

I loved You Can't Do That on Television and Out of Control.

I voted Emma. What's the decision?

Countless times. Usually on the ankle or the knee, where it's especially bony.

Something tells me that this post belongs in Wonderland.

I'm sorry but that's like saying, no more breathing.

Shoes. We like shoes.

Wife and woman's point of view: spend it on Amy.

Lets see, that's four- no five votes to spoil Amy, and two for a new computer. Sorry Kruten. We're winning.

Happy Birthday y'all!

::takes a drink::

Its 3 degrees here with a -10 below wind chill. Every time I go somewhere I have to let my car heat up.

 

You'll get a kick out of this, 3 days ago the temp got to 25. People were walking around in shorts and driving with their windows open.

That's why I love my garage.

But, we might get some snow tomorrow night. I'm pretty excited; I like snow. I'd like to live somewhere that we'd get more than a few flurries every other year. But Mustard hates cold weather, and wants to eventually move within an hour of the ocean and buy a big boat.

Sorry, Fat.......

I just got some pics made to submit to my manager to hopfully get chosen to be in the 2008 Hooter's calendar. But somehow I don't think that's what you'e looking for, is it Fat?

I love the Dark Tower books. S King is my favorite author, and I loved reading his books and seeing something that tied whichever one I was reading at the time to the Dark Tower. The end of book 7, The Dark Tower, was out of left field, and I don't know that I liked it. But overall, wonderful.

<shudder>

Thanks, y'all.

What?

FF07: Return of the MAG!

No! Return of Teh COFFEEMAKERRRR!!!

Here is a full view of the final product. Ha! Final product...like I'm a decorated cake or something.

I've met my original goal and lost a total of 30lbs. Yay me!

I just wanted to say Happy Father's day to all y'all dads out there. Because I love my father and would give my right leg to have him back, and I could tell him too. Happy Father's Day!

Oh, my GAWD Batty! Your family is beautiful! Yay Bat-family!

No, it's not getting old. And Geek, that's why you should always proof-read your posts. Otherwise you end up looking like an idiot.

You using proper grammar, spelling, capitalization and punctuation?

 

I didn't capitalize my first word. OH! Do you have bad grammer? jk

No, it's just one of my biggest pet peeves. And not a good one to have, living in the heart of the south. And I wasn't just referring to that particular post, either.

By the way, Bat, congratulations on your beautiful bouncing bundle of boy-ish joy! I love babies!

Would your wife mind if I send your new child a GpL shirt with an awp on it?

(I'm serious)

you have got to be seriously kidding

 

nope, what would be cooler then to see batmans baby wearing an awp shirt with a {GpL} in the top right corner?

You using proper grammar, spelling, capitalization and punctuation?

I hate deer. They have VERY poor timing and would make easy prey in CS.

 

your sad jackie

 

at least he didn't kick a dead animal...

And he can spell....