Mustard's CoffeeMaker

Give me Food Network, NBC, CBS, and Cartoon Network and I'm ok.

The before was Christmas 2005, and the after was, uh....early this morning.

Thanks!

Hey lookie! I made a before and after picture! Yay, me.

I'll buy you a drink, if you buy me a drink. And I'll try not to curse like a drunken sailor this year, when I'm drunk.

 

That's easy just keep drinking you won't have time for talk.

Oh, I'll talk. I always have time to talk. I make time. The only time I won't talk is if I have food in my mouth, cause that's rude, or if I'm asleep. Come to think of it, I may talk when I'm asleep, too. I wouldn't know, as I'm usually asleep at the time.

In reality, you or your kid might just end up with an extra eye in a place you wouldn't want anyone to know about....

Sorry I missed your im, Fat. I was watching Good Eats, and didn't see it til a few minutes ago. And I'm sexy. Just ask Mustard. Hee!

Plenty of water and rest.

I've lost a couple more pounds since the challenge. My goal at the beginning of the year was to lose 30 lbs, and I managed to lose 20 of that during the challenge. We went to Florida for a week last month and I didn't work out at all, which threw my workout routine off, and I'm just getting it going good. I'm not pushing myself as hard as I was though, as I only have seven or eight more pounds to go. But shopping has been a lot of fun! It's been a long time since I wore the sizes I'm wearing now, and that feels great.

<-----I don't even look much like that anymore; my face isn't as puffy.

My profile veiws shot up 200+ hits in the past two days. Cool! Thanks, y'all.

No, I don't play the piano that well. It would be painful for us if Mustard rapped, trust me, I've heard it. He playes the guitar.

This is not a thread about my Sexy Babushka video.

hee, j/k....it's pretty funny.

Thanks everybody!

Yes...that was very nice...it was only slightly ruined by that video of the woman on the beach that left a crater in my brain that will never heal...ever...

You can blame Mustard's sister for that. Hee! Oh, and get y'alls minds out of the gutter!

I couldn't help it. I felt the need to show off. Click on my linky and listen to the music. Thats me.

But beware if you read my blogs; some of the language is rated R.

I thought it was stupid. It's one extreme or another with M. Night Shyamalan. It either blows you away, as in The Sixth Sense (which left me speechless from it's awsomeness; no small feat, I assure you), or you're left with a feeling of...huh? like in The Village, and Unbreakable. But that's just my opinion.

Sorry mom. Happy mother's day!

Thank you, dear.

That's part of our jobs, though; to drive you bonkers. It's because we love you.

Whoo! <fans herself>

Your mother went through the pain of childbirth to bring you into this world, and all you have to add to this topic is

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo

Shame on you! You-a gonna break-a your Mama's a-heart!

I'd love to give details, but there is a keylogger on my comp.

Maybe...depending on which concourse you'll be in we could meet for anything from Edy's to Domino's to Starbucks. Let us know. You could meet The Kid!

I'll buy you a drink, if you buy me a drink. And I'll try not to curse like a drunken sailor this year, when I'm drunk.