Mustard's CoffeeMaker

Hey, y'all flying or driving? If you're driving, and are coming through Atlanta, we would love to see you....even though we'll be seeing you not too long after you get back from Florida. But, hey! We love y'all

....Perhaps there should be a forum for books?

Great idea!

I got some more for you, Clue.

Johnny Fontane: Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

Don Corleone: [shouts] You can act like a man!

[he slaps Johnny]

Don Corleone: What's the matter with you. Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.

[Don Corleone imitates him sobbing]

Don Corleone: What can I do? What can I do? What is that nonsense. Ridiculous.

Clemenza: Leave the gun.....Take the cannolis.

And from Jaws:

Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

Brody: Smile you son of a B*TCH!

Aaaand....

Professor Severus Snape( ): There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few... who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.

I am currently awaiting the seventh and last Harry Potter book. And also the third in the Inheritance trilogy. My father, bless his departed soul, got me hooked on Steven King and Tolkien. I'd actually read just about anything I could get my hands on. I'm a regular bibliophile- my bookshelf has broken from the weight of the many books I own.

Oh, and my son would pwn all y'alls kids at any game.

I got a loaf of bread..

 

I pray for the mutation

Oh, but hey! You and YoMamma can take your newest hatchlings and make us all fried egg sandwiches!

Oh, my GAWD! <runs away screaming>

You're mean.

At 5'1'', so far I'm the shortest one in here. You bunch of giants.

I never noticed the sassy little grin he flashed only moments before making a fool of himself until just now. What a dork. I'm almost embarrassed for him. Almost.

Ohhhh, the smell of rotting animal....nice.

 

When I owned snakes and had them in my class, there were times when I'd come back in on a Monday after a snake had partially digested a mouse, and then decided to regurgitate it. Nothing like it.

 

I was going to suggest cheese, but he's prolly not hungry. Good luck.

Snake farts are pretty stank, too.

Oh! Ok....goodness, Fatty! You are sooooo fearsome!

sadly.... I signed on to find some friends of mine and ended up creating a profile

 

http://www.myspace.com/XiamsamX

 

add me if you want, I need some friends

 

 

haha i did the same thing a few months ago, then found a bunch of peeps from Radford on there.

 

n e ways im at /milfhuntin

I'm gonna call you V, cause you have one.......aw, shoot. There's not a drool smiley. We need a drool smiley!

<drool>

Hee! j/k

Oh, Fat! You are just darlin'! I wish I could just pinch your little ol' cheeks! I know I'm the only one who sees things this way. I don't ph33r The Fat One.

YAY! Welcome to the club, and congrats!

This is my wallpaper, and it beats the pants off all y'alls!

At first he reminded me of CoCo on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, for some reason. Then he started "singing". It was mesmerizing- like watching a car crash. You try to look away, but...just...can't.

And also, HA!

That "Owned" song was extremely annoying.

Track down Fat, get his camera, and start filming!

A- I appreciate that you think I'm a mere 18 years old. But no, I was 18 when he was born.

B- That's a distinct possibility.

While I was trying to count the faces, my six year old son came in just in time to get the crap scared out of him. I predict a nocturnal visitor to my room tonight around 2:30 or 3:00.

Can we say arse on here? I love that word.

Anyway, yeah.

Lets see....

Born in Tucker, Ga. which is part of Atlanta Metro

Albany, Ga.

Claxton, Ga.

Douglas, Ga.

Dillon, S.C.

Pinellas Park, Fla.

Bradenton, Fla.

Largo, Fla.

St. Petersburg, Fla.

Buford, Ga. (currently) again part of Atlanta Metro, and actually in the same county I was born in.

people who wear socks with flip flops are like those chicks who wear ugs (you know what i'm talking about) with shorts/skirts.

 

it's directly violating logic.

First of all, it's spelled "Uggs", and maybe you've never seen them worn right, because I look sexy in a short skirt and my Uggs. No, I'm not modest. I'm hot, and I know it.

j/k