First I want to just say this is a true story. Meng, Turbo, and a cast of many others were witness to the horrific events that played out tonight. It all started with a simple game. I was playing rather well for a change. And I got cocky. I changed my name to Peanut Wannabe. That went alright, but then I had the temerity to change my name to Nutella and Jelly. A direct challenge to the gaming gods. That is where it all went terribly wrong. Death, destruction, and worse. I couldn't stay alive for anything. The gods cursed me with Peanut's skills at the game. Yortz kept warning me, but I paid no heed. I am here to bear witness to the awesome power of the name Peanut, and all derivativions there of. Do not be like me, do not use Peanut's name in vain.
Tomorrow I will post the video to show how awful it was.