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Joke of the Day 7/3


JackieChan

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This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

 

"Great, just great", I moaned.

 

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

 

He said, "I am not happy."

 

To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

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