Another joke yet again

[GOrnE]

Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.

 

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant

and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me

 

As it turned out, she barely said good morning,

let alone "Happy Birthday."

 

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids..They will remember.

 

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

 

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,

"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! "

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

 

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door

and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me." I said,

"Thanks, Jane,that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.

Let's go!"

 

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally

would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro

with a private table. We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know,

It's such a beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"

 

I responded,

"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said,

"Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

 

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,

" Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom

for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok," I nervously replied.

 

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,

she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .

Followed by my wife, my kids,

and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy

Birthday."

 

And I just sat there...

 

On the couch...

 

Naked.

[discom]

$100 to whoever hasn't heard this one before

[Demoner]

yes i believe this one was already posted before, but its a good one though

[lousiest]

I haven't

 

A joke a day keeps the doctors away

 

Thanks!

[infideL]

good one

[GOrnE]

I haven't

 

A joke a day keeps the doctors away

 

Thanks!

 

I believe discom owes you $100

Shoot him a pm =P

[lousiest]

lol