Shropshire Slasher

Bought the Trade this weekend and read it through.

Every bit as good as advertised (the comics, obviously haven't seen movie). Am looking forward to movie.

I tend to view movies and their sources somewhat independently. Alan Moore has a legitimate criticism of the transference of written works to movies. It is difficult to capture the pacing and level of detail of the written in a movie. Which isn't to say that good source material can't produce both a good graphic novel AND a good movie.

LotR is a good example. I'm a huge fan of the books, and have been since I was a kid. Initially I was skeptical of the movies. And as a literal translation of the books the movies would be viewed as somewhat disappointing. But taken as two depictions of some larger mythology, they both are the roXorz.

If a number is assigned to each letter of the alphabet such that a=1, b=2, ... etc, then what is the product of the following:

( t - a )( t - B )( t - c )...( t - z )? If you can't do this in your head you suck at math.

 

Bump. C'mon, it's easy!

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If it takes one guy 6 days to do one job, and one guy 7 days to do one job, how long does it take both of them working together to do one job?

13/42 days or 3.23077 days or 3 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes, 18.462 seconds.

neglecting special relativity.

Actually quite the opposite. I turned it in about 2 hours ago with the item I was asking the question about finished. The reason I posted it in the first place was because I was massively sleep deprived and couldn't think of what I needed. I ended up using trial and error to figure out how large I needed the roll part of my roll top desk to be. Thanks to everyone helping out.

 

Even though I figured it out in a way that was really pretty easy I always like to know the math in doing things.

 

Ring

Shop class?

Cuz if this was for Woods 101, then you shoulda just taken a piece of string, laid it on your template, then stretched it across your tape measure.

You made me bust out Mathematica. Goof.

K. Not knowing what course this is for or the nature of the assignment, I'll just offer the following:

Stutters link is on the right path. Your problem involves the arc length of a space curve. In this case, the best way to proceed is to express your (assumed) elliptical arc in parametric form: x(t) = 5*cos(t), y(t)=3*sin(t).

Now, form the derivatives x'(t)=dx/dt=5*sin(t) and y'(t)=dy/dt=-3*cos(t).

Now, compute the arclength by the definite integral of dt over the range [0,2*Pi]. The integrand for the integral is SQRT[x'^2+y'^2].

This will yield the full perimeter of the ellipse, now divide by 4. Alternately, limit your range to [0,Pi/2].

Problem is, you end up with an Elliptical Integral of the Second Kind. The evaluation of which is an infinite series. See http://mathworld.wolfram.com/CompleteEllip...SecondKind.html

Not sure what your instructor intended for you here. Other than not to try and do it at 12:58 the night before it was due.

One word... "zombieburgers".

i'd be lying if i didn't say i go out to the garage and start the bike...just because. it's snowing here. still. again.

Well, you wouldn't really be lying if you "didn't say" something. Unless you call it a lie of omission. But since no one was accusing you dry firing your cycle, you're ok there.

Now if you had said "i don't go out in the garage and..." you would be lying, because you actively and deliberately made a statement contrary to reality.

But then again, no one is under oath here, so none of this is necessarily binding.

Just sayin'

I get stage fright and clench up if another PERSON is in the stall NEXT to me.

A cobra between my legs?!?

I'm pretty sure my body would spontaneously evolve the ability to convert solid waste into pure energy, with a hint of lilac scent.

one man's lonely is another man's "sweet air of freedom".

muahahahahahah

IF he is willing to work overseas, he'll find a job.

Some travel may be required.

wow.. an ambien effected her like that? I took one once and I slept like a baby..

Well, drugs designed to manipulate brain activity tend to react differently with different people. It is not uncommon for some patients to try multiple sleep-aids/anti-depressants before finding one which maximizes desired effect over side-effect.

I've not really experienced either, mind you. Nor am I a doctor. But in speaking to persons who have been prescribed both this has been mentioned.

Also, yeah... filming your very young son tripping bllz may not be illegal, but it certainly is shaky ethical grounds, not that I want to get into that discussion.

SS

Tacos rule...

Bonus points to anyone who posts up the RC sketches with George Bush imagining himself as a superhero and a jedi.

perhaps among my current favorites of RC.

NSFW!

Yeah... my work computer wouldn't let me visit a page with "Day of the Tentacle" on it.

tl;dr

I'm glad it elicited the same "HOLY. ****. IS THAT WHO/WHAT I THINK IT IS??!?!!?" reaction that I got the first time I saw it. So special, it just had to be shared

 

(*clap clap* for the Inner Space reference. Good on ya.)

Not only have I seen that pic before, I once saw that movie. I'm too lazy to look it up but it was her and Dan Ackroyd(?) as cops who go undercover in a sex resort of some sort.

And no amount of alcohol or therapy has been able to "bleach" that from my memory.

Ebaumsworld? Are you kidding?

 

I declare a flawless victory!

FINISH HIM!

Had one stored in the garage for over a year so its all covered in dust and what not. I know you use a vacuum clear everything away but is there anything else one can do to restore it to bedroom shape? Wouldn't want to wake up with critters nipping at me

Yeah yeah yeah... "stored in the garage for over a year"...

I bet a blacklight will tell a different story...

Ok, I'm usually the first to take a thread into the gutter. Just see my posts in the coffee bean thread... oh wait, you can't since Grandma Stutters went all "the-town-from-Footloose" on my posts and deleted them.

At any rate, lost in all this is that this crazy thing might actually work... that is, it might actually be a product of some merit... certainly not one befitting of this high-school-AV-club quality infomercial...

just sayin'

Edited the topic title - that's not a picture someone should be opening at work (as I found out too late).

 

Also fixed the spelling... not sure what "soccor" is.

Perhaps he meant "succor"? Also works here.

My dad passed at 1:43 this morning. He was 67. Today was his birthday.

He suffered for years with cryptogenic cirrhosis. New Year's day, experienced severe bleeding into his esophagus. The bleeding was an indirect consequence to his degraded liver function. They were able to stabilize him at that time, and transfer him with University Hospital at the University of Michigan. He remained in unconscious and in the Critical Care Unit there until his death.

He was made comfortable at the end, and didn't suffer.

Hi, my name is Fatty. I'm a teacher!

For a minute I thought I was at my AA meeting...

um... yeah... I don't think any of the acts actually sing at teh parade.

And stutters... I thought twice about posting. Laugh if you want. But when your 5 year old daughter is dancing along to the (supposed) music acts, it's a pretty fun way to start thanksgiving.

So now you may feel like an arse for sh*tting on my happy family moment.

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody.

Oh and Mo... all I'm gonna say is... watch it. When Obama finally pulls us out of Iraq, we're gonna have several hundred billion dollars a year of military budget looking for something to do.

Of course, that is in no way a threat. Just sayin'.

While I was fully aware that Rick Rolling was Old Meme, I still enjoyed the sport of it. I even Rick Rolled my Physics students this year by "acciedentally" posting the "Solutions to Exam 2" the weekend before the exam on the course website. Of course the link was NOT to the exam solutions.

But now...

As the Cartoon Network float of somesort went across my TV, Rick Astley appeared and started lipsyncing.

The announcer even referred to the "Rick Roll Phenomenon" or some nonsense.

This is why we can't have nice things...