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We've rebuilt before, we can do it again. Better this time, BIGGER, with 50% less ooorgle.

WHAT!!!!

So to celebrate the holidays, my partner in crime has created a version of Earth Wind & Fire's 'September', called 'December'. It's got 8-bit instruments and vocoded vocals.

Lyrics are open to interpretation, if anyone cares to guess. Since they're not overly understandable. I can post them if people really want.

Anyway, listen to it on our website, share, and enjoy!

Oat Poets

Have you heard of Skyrim? Apparently it's pretty cool. It also has a great many NPCs that have taken arrows to their knees. Weird. Anyway, here's a song about what those NPCs must feel.

It is creatively called Arrow to the Knee.

Oat Poets

Share and Enjoy!

I have spent one dollar on this sale so far, and will be spending much time enjoying my purchases.

That's an auto-bahn ban. It'll expire at some point.

This one has a bit of foul language in it, so you've been warned.

It's called "Not Christmas Yet", and it's about the fact that it's...well, not Christmas yet.

Share and Enjoy!

Oat Poets

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LYING SLANDEROUS PIECE OF TRASH! THIS HERESY WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED! MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, BUT SOMEDAY, AND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL REGRET THE SHAME AND DISHONOUR YOU HAVE INFLICTED UPON MY SOUL!!!!!!!

...ok, I'm done.

Much obliged to all those that are listening to these tracks ^^

The one for the 15th of November (a day late, derp) is a country-esque song, inspired by my experience this past weekend working the Canadian Finals Rodeo for 5 days. I smelled like poo and hay. So overall, an improvement.

Anyway, give the track a listen. It's called Eyesore, and it's about having an ugly wife. Here's the link: The Oat Poets

LIES AND SLANDER!

Oh...wait...You were being nice...Sorry.

...

LIES AND SLANDER!

Belated Welcome

Bleated reply

Ever edit the friction settings in GTA IV? Hilarious! As seen by this guy's video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifTIuA8Dq58

Happy Halloween! Do you speak French? No? Too bad! Here's a song about Halloween written in French whose grammar quality is matched only by its pronunciation!

Listen to it here: Oat Poets

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I still hop on from time to time, though the lack of steady monster spawning gives me the blues.

Ever had Hop Stoopid? Or Devil's Elbow and Total Eclipse of the Hop, or Paddock Wood's Loki (which doesn't have its own page, apparently) The last 3 are Western Canadian, but the Hop Stoopid one is from California. Very hoppy and delicious.

I've yet to find a pumpkin beer I enjoy. Just not my thing. Of course, it doesn't help that I don't generally like anything with pumpkin in it.

Hi! So our latest track chronicles a real life experience by my counterpart in which he gets skunked on his way to work at about 4AM. The song is aptly called 'Skunked', in the cool jazz style. I play the part of a jazzy skunk, or something.

Listen to it here: Oat Poets

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I HATE MOTORCYCLES AND EVERYTHING THEY REPRESENT

Hello.

rofl

This one is about your mom. And my mom. You know those yo mama insults? Well these are yo mama compliments. The song is called 'Your Mom'

Enjoy!

Oat Poets

It'll be sweet on the Play. But yeah, I'll give it a try, though I imagine my fingers will get in the way.

This is the latest one! It's a mandolin song that references watermelons! It's aptly called 'Watermelon Song'!

Listen to it here: Oat Poets

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I got this one a few days ago:

Good day,

I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail

confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a

result of this mail.I contacted you independently of our investigation and no

one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with

certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.

In 2004, the subject matter came to our bank to engage in business

discussions with our Private Banking Services Department.

Kindly reply to this email to enable me provide you with full details of this

transaction which i hope it will be of benefit to you.

Thank you as I will appreciate your response.

Best Regards.

John.

Thank you for your consideration.

The part that disturbs me is that he wants to 'intimate me'.

=(

Good stuff, trash. What texture pack is that?

Whaaaat? A day late? TOO BAD, SUCKA!

This song is about cupcakes. And it's some form of reggae. It's called 'Jamaican Me Cupcakes.'

Listen to it on the Oat Poets Website

Share and Enjoy!

Also, keep the cupcake industry going by indulging in a teeny tiny totally tasty treat today!