MPG1770

It's doing great Osprey - I can come out of hospital without the worry of being landed an enormous bill that would no doubt give me another heart attack.

Here's my hospital diary :

well, I'm still living just, had another scan, been moved to another ward, oh my it just keeps getting worse - 5 others here, all of them over 90yrs old, 2 have farty-poop disease, 1 has a stomach resembling John Merrick and one talking loony, thinks he's going to get a visit from Queen Elizabeth and keeps asking me to bed bath him, thinks I'm a nurse - the thought is enough to bring on another coronary. got a vodafone dongle, but can't get it working properly on laptop - using hospital internet crap thing - £10 it's costing what a freakin con - taken almost 2hours just to get here - stupid thing keeps crashing. anyhow, sort of doing ok, had a bit of a relapse and a minor attack early hours - got taken for a scan, may have to stay in a bit longer than i thought - was hoping to get out tomorrow. drug time, yay - that;ll keep me going for another 6 hrs, yay for morphine. 9am doc on the way, bbl. if anyone is going to visit can you bring my bank card? thanks, speak later

bored,bored,bored,bored,bored, think I'll take a trip back to other ward, there's a couple of very nice nurses there, that'll get the blood pressure up, yay, I'll be able to have more morphine, come on pain. bbl nurses and docs doing the rounds

what a total truckin BS piece of poop this hospital internet crap is, can't access anything except for basic script on web-sites, anything that is form, game, video related, well it's tough poop if you bought a package, the truckers should state on the internet page how poop the internet is going to be before they take your freakin money, this poop's winding me up, I'm going to need a smoke - don't worry, not going to, doctor won;t let me go outside. besides it;s freakin cold out there - bbl - must get hair done, it's VISITING TIME soon

BTW people - if you ain't realised by now - in Warrington Hospital, almost 5 days now - had 2nd heart attack early in morning, lucky I'm in hospital smile emoticon problem is, they may keep me in longer than i thought - going for little stroll b4 doc gets here - I'll keep you updated lol, well if i got to be here, you going to hear about it - another aria for the magnum opus

as suspected doc gone home, maybe here tomorrow - probably going to see what;s on movie channel here before dinner arrives, but judging by this crappy setup, don;t hold out for much there,here's hoping. BTW, if you are thinking of coming in for a visit, bring some horror/sci-fi dvds - as lo as it's not aliens/predator idc, but zombies would be nice - if you're not going to come in and visit, then don't expect me to save you some dinner, idk what's on the menu, never got to see the menu, your guess is as good as mine - let's play a game - name that food - person who describes the dinner the closest wins - good luck - bbl

bye-bye laptop - screen cracked - you can have it back now sis. stupid truckin hospital priest found out i play and brought in some poop truckin casio keyboard for me to play, laptop got run over - needless to say, hospital take no responsibility - when priest comes back for keyboard, going to play tubular bells aka exorcist theme, spin my head round and projectile vomit speaking in Aramaic - gtg - i need nurse, stretching too much, it's beginning to take it's toll - back a bit later

that was got to be 1 of the worst dinners in my life and I've eaten some crap - name that food - guess the menu and you win a prize - lines will close as soon as I'm out of here

was having a good sleep until someone started stinking the place out and screaming for a nurse - hell, all the truckers are waking up, wish i had some decent recording equipment, would have some great sound effects for a FF horror movie

nurse been and gone, been poked, prodded and stabbed again - got more holes in me than Blackburn, Lancashire - 1st one to tell me exactly how many that is, gets a mention in my magnum opus - lines close at 10:50pm tonight

Deals on Wheels are doing the round, come on morphine, wish it was self-service pick-and-mix smile emoticon oh hurry up love, you don't have to read everything on the menu, it's not a freakin Gordon Ramsay recipe, well, maybe some of it is and some of it SHOULD BE - problem is, he can't get rid of all the rats with warfarin !

maybe i can get some sleep again, stinky elephant stomach man and deluded nut job all quiet, methinks the nurse has spiked their drugs with something, thank you nursey. this could be my last message to you all, so remember, never be angry at those you love, being a friend to yourself helps you find yourself quicker especially by playing hide and seek on your own; forgiveness is the best form of revenge, don;t let hatred or grudge holding beat you down; remember what we dream becomes reality, may you have beautiful dreams always, goodnight and bless you all

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE : here's another message. YAY, i hear y'all scream in anticipation - Sorry to say this but.... this is one of those times I wish the spirit of Harold Shipman would sort out a few of these patients : loony tunes awake screaming he can't swim; elephant man snoring fortefortissimo with a slight whistling at the codetta dancing to a crappy arabesque in 5/7 time with the repeat augmented on the 14 hemidemisemiquaver, transposing up 4 micro-tones on the 3rd beat of every other bar : looney tunes don't like his singing, must be tone deaf, got to appreciate the banality of a singing snorer, should be on X-trucktor, he can snort with the best of them. 3.37am - probably not going to get much more sleep, going to try and get a dose of morphine, if not, cup of tea will do instead. back soon

Hi Everybody......... just when you thought it was safe to come back, won't be going anywhere just yet, Doc failed to turn up again, sometime tomorrow afternoon he may make an appearance. Couldn't bear to see my army of legions wait any longer for message far from beyond the pond-life of Hell-Ward C21. Don't get me wrong, the watchers of the infirm do an excellent job, some of the patients are downright primitively primaeval. Nut job had one of his tantrums earlier, he's quiet for the moment, but thatch not going to last. Abdominal Elephant growth back, hope he doesn't go back to sleep; the escape artist has tried absconding again - FFS he's got more visitors than there are people on the ward. poopty farty pants decided to let one permeate just as lunch was being served, i took one look at the offending miserable sad excuse for food hiding under the plastic smell-proof cover - LOOK NHS TRUCKIN FOOD IS POOP - NO POINT TRYING TO DISGIUSE IT OR MAKING IT LOOK PRETTY USING DESIGNER PLATES, IT'S STILL GOING TO LOOK AND TASTE LIKE poop. back soon to finish, visitors arrived

nurse been round with the old school bell calling time on visitors - get of here we're not giving you free food and drugs as well. Talking of which, it's only 30mins for the pick-and-mix trolley dolly to the rounds. Going for a break, back soon.

It must be a sign - loony tunes quiet all night, not a single peep out of hm; no noises or smells emanating from farty-poopy pants or Abdo-NellyMan; and I had a decent sleep for a change. Please let this be a sign and let me go home today

The wait is over, doc been and gone, I'm happy to announce that final test results have been concluded, the award for most offending artery goes to the little one left of the aorta; can be treated with meds so no more intrusive probing or surgery required. I would like to thank all docs and nurses, but not the catering team, ok you made a decent soup 1 time but that must have been an oversight on your part, don't do it again. I'd like to thank the person who created morphine, there are so many others, but time is short, going for an intermission, back soon

Discharge papers being signed as speak, meds being ordered, got to leave ward in about 20mins so this is the final message from the Chapter entitled "Tales From A Ward'. And so he was unduly kicked from the bed screaming, 'Let me die', and the nurses sedated Looney Tunes and put him bck in bed. Farty-poopy pants just had to let one RIP with the force of a volcanic eruption that the bed sheets turned brown before my very eyes. AbdoMan was upset, thought he was leaving, he's got to unpack his trunk. Well, someone's going to have a nice surprise when they move into this bed as I'm going to leave them with 2hours of free films and internet time on here. Hope y'all enjoyed the shenanigans live and straight directly to your homes - shame I couldn't stream, probably get a few more pokes, prods, likes and comments, but nevermind, atleast you didn't have to witness the smell or sight from exploding farty-pants. Think that's them coming for me now. Well, it's been a blast, but really don't want to do this again, I'll leave the sequel for someone else...... I nominate ....... gtg, they want the bed - cya later when I get home - take care all, bye, thanks for all your support, love and wishes, CYA soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 

Hi everyone, back at home, feels good.  As you can imagine I got to take it extremely easy for a couple of weeks until I can get appointments sorted with Cardiac Rehab Consultant. 

Going to spend the next few days composing with pencil and paper - don't expect me in game just yet.   It's going to be a slow recovery

Thank you all for your heartfelt wishes and understanding at this time. 

 

 

 

Perhaps getting down on your knees and worshipping our Peanut 

 thats the craziest talk Ive ever heard

I believe the exact term is suck up, Kiss donkey?

LOL!!! 

 

 

Worship Peanuts  -  hope you're not allergic to them, if not, remember not to eat the free nuts in the bar.  Seen some totally wasted nuts fighting outside the local village inn, that doesn't usually last long either.

I believe this is Princess Zelda - or correct me if I'm mistaken.  http://gamrs.co/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=princess%20zelda&advType=name

FYI   there is further evidence that you are Princess Zelda  :  http://gamrs.co/forums/index.php?/topic/45090-i-have-been-banned-for-no-reason/

You have many multiple names, a few of which have bans on them already including perma-bans.  I gave up counting after I ran out of fingers.  After checking and re-checking your alt names, we get the following :

Princess Zelda     3 bans with 1 permaban

Princess Zelda2020    4 bans

Princess Luna    1 ban  with 2 possible others as alt a/c

Megaman X    1 permaban

to me this is an act of abuse

t is an act of abuse from members who are asked to stop and warned multiple times of every round of every campaign and don't heed warnings.  It is also an abuse on your part to call admins abusing their powers when you have no validation whatsoever.

you seriously can't sit and tell me otherwise and everytime I bring up this fact they tell me to stop arguing with the admin

Yes we can.  The Forums are the place to discuss any problems you may have,  NOT  THE  GAME.    Arguing in game with admins after you have been asked to drop it has a penalty of 1 week in itself

Arguing in forums is severely frowned upon, especially when you take no responsibility for your actions and further accuse admins of abusing powers.

without warning I got banned

You were warned multiple times in game to stop the spamming and arguing with myself and Sassy.   You were warned and kicked upon the 1st time.  You rejoined the server and continued where you left off.  We asked several times to stop arguing on your return, you failed to listen, hence the ban

At this point it is extremely hard to play on these servers due to misunderstandings. What can I do at this point? if you don't want to help me thats fine.

The misunderstanding is on your part - it seems you fail to read the server guidelines and policy in how to behave here.

However, you overall attitude in your post is terrible. Our admins are not abusive and the vast majority of our community does not believe they are. This is the third ban you have had in just over a month. If you want to continue to play on our servers, you need to follow our rules and have a change in attitude.

There is nothing much more we can do to help you. With so many bans already, you seem to fail to accept any responsibility on your part.  This is your own fault for not accepting what GC expects from people who wish to play here.

I am sure there are plenty of other servers out there willing to put up with your attitude and behaviour, good luck finding one.

couldn't have FragFest here in little old England - inappropriate name maybe FF UK

have a spam day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y#t=111

Hi and welcome to the forums.

You were warned multiple times and kicked from server for rushing previous to this ban for rushing.  As you have come here and apologised I will go ahead and uplift the ban.  However, please be advised that if this happens again, your ban will be for longer.

Always remember to stick with your team - only takes 1 rusher for infected to destroy an entire team.

shoot my fireworks - I'll shoot the deadly witch and run through the fire.

As you're a bit behind the times

Hi and welcome to the forums

You were not banned for saying the truth.  You were rushing.   Parish (the map with the trailer event) - you were at saferoom with one person when the rest of your team were still trying to get through at the building.  I told you to stop rushing and you did, but you began rushing again, which is when you said, "I'm with other people, calm your dick".

Unless a Board Member thinks otherwise, I'm inclined to let the ban for 1 day stand.  If this happens again, your ban will be for longer.

Please follow the guidelines

http://gamrs.co/forums/index.php?/topic/34619-gc-rulescode/?p=421793

http://gamrs.co/forums/index.php?/topic/43069-gc-l4d2-stuff-that-gets-you-kickedbanned/?p=518168

Congrats and welcome

 

I remember playing a game where a few did not like me slaying all infected because no one fessed up to it. Just saying, Dammed if you do and Dammed is you dont.

That's their own fault. It's not a bother to speak up. Sucks for them.

 

It clearly is no one's fault when a person joins game and a glitch happens.  The responsibility belongs to the player who is infected to confess immediately without being asked so they can be dealt with expediently without too much disruption to the game.   My thoughts are that if the survivor dies resulting of the glitch then they should be respawned.

This thread is regarding the !teleport rule.  Please keep to the subject.

Regarding Jerky's post.   The glitch infected is a different matter.  Unless admins are told immediately who the glitched infected is, without slaying all infected immediately, it takes quite some time to ascertain who the infected person is.  There hasn't been any ruling (or so I think) of what to do with a survivor if he is killed because of  the glitch.    Maybe we should re-spawn them, afterall, the infected usually do amass quite a few points out of the glitched survivor.

Hi and welcome to the forums.

You were rushing.  You were at the alarm room when people were incapped on the ground floor.  I specifically told you to stop rushing for the alarm and help your team which is more important than the alarm.  You ignored the warnings and continued to rush for the alarm, it was then that you were jockeyed.

The ban is for 1 day.  We do not tolerate rushing on this server, please be advised that the ban will be longer if it happens again.

As I see no apology nor a promise that you will refrain from rushing, I will leave this in the hands of a Board Member if they wish to unban you.

BTW, I am not British, I'm English.

How come Maestro got an exclusive piano hat?

because I am exclusive - and it's cheaper than paying me.

Shoot it in the head and hope.

Hi and welcome to the forums.

Not only did you suicide, but at the end of the round you told your teammates they were terrible.  However, I will go ahead and remove the ban, but some form of punishment must remain, hence I will change it to 1 day.

Please refrain from suiciding in future as your ban will probably remain.

There are times we have to do this without warning.   That is all you need to understand. 

Thanks

Hi and welcome to the forums.

I wouldn't worry about it.  The ban was for 1 minute - you are free to come back.

Sometimes there are reasons admins have to do this, hope you will understand and apologies to you sir.

FIXED

ok I'll go fix 'em

NO   DUDE   -   am I the only European  left here?

Best wishes Dude - don't forget to visit.

Welcome to the forums

How many times do you need to be told, there is not swearing on this server and yet you ignore all warnings given in game.

The ban is for 1 day and will remain. 

Come back tomorrow.

I hope Family Guy do another Star Wars parody - it's far superior than any of the movies