MattKemp

1:"Have you ever had sex, [name]?"2:"..D-did [name] in accounting put you up to this?"1:"Because somehow I can't imagine the blind, vegan, beef salesman having sex."2:"Listen, I'm-I'm trying to help you, sir-"1:"You're trying to help me? the blind beef salesman is trying to help me. I'm actually starting to feel pretty bad for you, [name]. Because I look at my life, and it is surrounded by so much beauty, and you can't see poop! Is that fair? Does that seem fair to you, [name]? Do you eve...