MattKemp

"Many that die deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?"

"One way,Two say,Three words,Four you..."

Well, I'm an expert in {snaps} - nameology

"That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small."

"It tastes funny.""It does not. It's just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don't think he'll mind."

"And so I held my tongue as she told me 'Son, fear is the heart of love', so I never went back."

"Why did I get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?"

"My peanut."

"Tell me how he died."I will tell you how he lived."

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here."

"You pleased me some of the time.""You never pleased me."

"Gee, all this horsepower, and no room to gallop!"

Different song, same artist:"I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat, and my honors agree - I really look good in black, fool."

"I am the type who, is liable to snipe you with two seconds left to go, oh - got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya as long as I've got the dough!"

"I can't make it.""Are you sure?""Yes, I'm sure.""Well, good! I'm sick of runnin' from these wimps!"

"Are you a God fearing man, Senator?"

"Out, am I?"

"That's not very scary. More like a six-foot Turkey."

"Don't need no pizza. They got plenty of food there."

What's to stop the Giants from putting 12 men on the field every time if the time isn't put back on the clock?

"The most crucial thing I lack is a thing called tact"

This quote is a little obscure, but I believe in you guys:"Did anyone order me a plain cheese?""Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone."

"If I were [a superhero], I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me..."