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Last year’s National Poetry Contest came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word “Timbuktuâ€. The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu. The audience went wild! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited: Tim and me, a-huntin’ we went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals: King Kong, Ape, Orangutang and a Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is ....... Orangutan = not very bright Ape = foolish Monkey = idiotic King Kong = not intelligent Why ?? A coconut tree does not have bananas .........?? It's obviously you're stressed by your work.

I don't think it will kill the server lvl 20's not hard to get But it would be interesting

An oldie but still a goodie Jackie..............yours was a goodie 2 Preacher

Wow alot of good points from all, I can understand all the pain and frustration what happens in the game, its a great server and a great bunch of regulars, all new comers welcomed but come with an opened mind and willing to learn from the regulars how to play this moded server. You can see the difference of the 2 side when I finally get on the server all the way from down under with high ping to see a team of new not regulars and the other team with half regulars, then I check score out wow what a difference what team work make.

Yea great job by you Jackie, play on 10 vs 10 server as much as I can such a great bunch of mates...................put another prawn on the barbie.