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Anyone hear that if Ben Affleck cheats on Jennifer Lopez, she's entitled to $5 million? Does anyone see anything wrong with this picture? :blink:

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I guess what I was getting at is.. when she gets bored of him like she did with Puffy and that other guy, what does he get when she goes off and gets some from some other sucker?

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I find it odd that such a horrible actress named J-Lo marries the worst actor alive today Ben Afleck. What's even more funny is how anyone really gives a brownlog. Let's just call our hand here. J-Lo is a whore, she always has been and always will be till she dies. Afleck is a terrible actor and will never find real talent. He doesn't have any.

 

I think those two losers are perfect for each other. Until J-Lo finds another moron next month.

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I think it's funny that all of you know exactly what happens in their personal lives. The only thing you know is what the tabloids tell you, and that is probably far from the truth. I really hate gossip about celebrities... it seems very pointless to me <_<

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I think it's funny that all of you know exactly what happens in their personal lives.  The only thing you know is what the tabloids tell you, and that is probably far from the truth.  I really hate gossip about celebrities... it seems very pointless to me  <_<

That is the point, no one really cares. I could care less but this is all you hear about. Ben and j-lo this and that. And it is known that J-Lo gets married once a year.

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Yeah, Cat, we know what the tabloids tell us, and what they told us is that she got married to this dancer, and for no apparent reason left him. It doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist with a P.H.D. in the obvious to see that it wasn't him who left her, because what nobody would ever leave a celebrity?

 

My Love Don't Cost a Thing, but if you stray, My Love Cost You 5 Mil. :rolleyes:

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Call me crazy, Z, but I don't think she's good looking =/. And the point is, he probably won't want another woman.. but she's gonna get bored and skanky and go cheat on Affleck. Its a good thing he won't notice, on account of the fact that he'll be off talking about himself like always. But if he DOES pull a J.Lo on J.Lo, she gets money. Thats my thing.. whats the deal?! :huh:

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Have you even seen my sister Zweih? :rolleyes:

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J Lo' = hot

 

and no matter how much you dis her.. call her a whore.. tell us how bad she is... whatever...

 

and NONE of you would say no at the offer

 

'nuff said.

 

unless yur... well... you know :o

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That isn't true cane. God only knows what kind of "baggage" she picked up on her "ride" through the state of CA.

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unless yur... well... you know  :o

.. trying to maintain your integrity?

.. afraid of getting a disease?

.. the owner of half a brain?

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golly gee!. soo hot! :D

A hot stinky piece of poo

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Have you even seen my sister Zweih?   :rolleyes:

yes.

 

wish i could say ive seen allll of her, but alas.. i havent..... yet.

I'm going to kill you.

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Cat, all we need is one pic. That'll shut Zweih up. :P

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lmfao! get REAL picture up there...and by real i mean naked...

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That is the scariest thing I have EVER seen!! :lol:

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Please refer to my previous post before this one.

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