child custody (funny ha ha)

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Washington, DC - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt.

 

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

 

After learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions NFL team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 

[ScubaDan]

Hahaha!

 

I saw that same joke using the Leafs....both versions are entirely accurate

[Dem_Apples]

That makes me cry its so true

[anonymo]

Hahaha!

 

I saw that same joke using the Leafs....both versions are entirely accurate 

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*slap!*

[Dr.cLaShiZ]

Yeah except one problem, At least them win a game or two.

My version that i heard was with the saskatchewan roughriders.