Shazz October 31, 2006 Share Shazz Member October 31, 2006 The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, just jumping for joy. I didn't know why she was so excited, but I thought, "What the heck," and jumped up and down along with her. "I've got some really great news!" she exclaimed. "Great!" I said. "Tell me." She finally stopped jumping and, almost out of breath, told me that she was pregnant. I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier for you." Then she said, "There's more." "What do you mean 'more'?" I asked. "Well," she said, "we're not having just one baby. It's going to be twins!" Amazed, I asked how she could know this so soon after getting pregnant. "Well, that was the easy part," she said with a big smile. "I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan October 31, 2006 Share ScubaDan Member October 31, 2006 Hahahahahahaha!!! Was her name Mo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ScubaDan November 2, 2006 Share ScubaDan Member November 2, 2006 The "Another generation of losers" is directly under the leaf fans, implying that they are the losers, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max67 December 19, 2006 Share Max67 Member December 19, 2006 The "Another generation of losers" is directly under the leaf fans, implying that they are the losers, no? oooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Chip Douglas December 20, 2006 Share Lord Chip Douglas Member December 20, 2006 The "Another generation of losers" is directly under the leaf fans, implying that they are the losers, no? Burn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max67 December 24, 2006 Share Max67 Member December 24, 2006 The "Another generation of losers" is directly under the leaf fans, implying that they are the losers, no? Burn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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