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JackieChan

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A Blonde's Year in Review

 

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

 

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

 

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

 

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

 

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

 

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

 

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

 

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

 

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

 

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

 

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.

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