GOrnE April 26, 2008 Share GOrnE Member April 26, 2008 A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop again and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demoner April 26, 2008 Share Demoner Member April 26, 2008 lol, awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL April 27, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member April 27, 2008 Lol, ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infideL May 3, 2008 Share infideL Member May 3, 2008 well he got owned there good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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