a good one

[auggybendoggy]

A little girl asked her dad..."Dad where did humans come from".

Dad replied, "They came from God. Long ago God created Adam and Eve and we descended from them."

 

The little girl figured she would check her dads answer and ask her mom.

"Mom, where did humans come from?"

Mom replied, "they cam from monkeys honey, Long ago monkeys evolved and eventually became humans and that is where we came from."

 

Now the little girl was really puzzled.

 

She returned to her dad.

 

"Dad, why is it that I asked you where humans came from and you told me God created them. But when I asked mom where humans came from she told me they came from monkeys?"

 

Her Dad answered her. "Oh, thats easy to explain dear. You see when you asked me about where we came from, I told you where my side of the family came from. When you asked your mother she told you about her side of the family."