Unban Request: Your homie G, Rob "C_22" Meister. The street poet of the Brooklyn streets

[22robmeister]

Here's a poem on why I should be unbanned:

 

Banned from gamer's coalition

On multiple accounts!

You'd think this would lead to my fruition

But no, I'm not yet down for the count.

 

Woefully I toil,

Resetting my IP with a simple button press

Oh the admins pants, how they are soiled

At my bans, which most consider a mess.

 

A server with no swearing?

Hey genius, the characters swear in the game.

Shall I swear anyway to be daring?

No, the children who play on this server would look upon me with shame.

 

A server where people can pay to kick others from the game?
Just so their greasy hands can waste their use on a mouse and keyboard?

This truly would be considered by any other as 'lame'.

It forces me to cringe, and speaketh "Oh lord."

 

Of these grievances I send to you.

In the hopes one of you might come to revelation.

But indeed, these grievances aren't new.

In this woefully shameful gaming nation.

 

"But Rob, will you be back?"
"Will you return to speak the truth, which they see as crazy?"

But at these questions I give an "Ack!"

And reply, "Eh, maybe."

[MaRvIn]

As a player not from Left 4 Dead 2, but CS:GO. I must say why if you don't like the rules not just leave and stop fishing for attention.

[MPG1770]

you should be banned from the streets if you think that's poetry, It's more like RAP with a silent C