Contradiction May 22, 2003 Share Contradiction Member May 22, 2003 My aunt sent this to me and i had a good laugh over it. So i thought it would be nice to share it with everyone here. Diary of a modern woman on week 1 of marriage Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though. Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad. Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow. Thursday: Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try and be supportive. Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it. Saturday: Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never notice back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong, he started crying and shouting out "Why me? Why me?". It has to be his job ... I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 22, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 22, 2003 lol for a sec there i thought you were talking about yourself Contra, then i opened the link....heh great story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contradiction May 22, 2003 Author Share Contradiction Member May 22, 2003 Mean.. no love you no more... sob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Inferno May 22, 2003 Share Guest Inferno Guests May 22, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 26, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 26, 2003 Mean.. no love you no more... sob you never loved me. It was always about Lunk or gunny.....traitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffe May 26, 2003 Share Jeffe Member May 26, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contradiction May 27, 2003 Author Share Contradiction Member May 27, 2003 you never deserved it.. never will either! Hmph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 27, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 27, 2003 ooh so that's how it's gonna be... THAT'S OK I DON'T NEED YOU!! I GOT KAKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contradiction May 27, 2003 Author Share Contradiction Member May 27, 2003 Didn't you know Kaka is mine too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 28, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 28, 2003 HARLOT!!! j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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