Contradiction

it took 28 questions to finally realize that i was thinking about gold

*glares at both Lunk and Mag* ggrrr

I keep on getting a negative upkeep and loss of MANY MANY men.. how do i get that to be reduced?

i suck in this game... BADLY.... bleh

Lol dude!.. Wrong place to post this.... Will be moved to GotBanned

NEVER X!!! NEVER!!!

*grins*

Didn't you know Kaka is mine too?

Heh... I got Neo! You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You display a perfect fusion of heroism and compassion. Cool huh?

Bleh MC.. that's all you think about

Corporate Lawyer.. I reckon i'll do a pretty good job at it.

you never deserved it.. never will either! Hmph!

Oooooo... MAY I!!! MAY I!!!! pease!! pease!! Heh... *runs away into hiding so the rest of the Mmmm will not find her.. or it will be spanking time*

Mean.. no love you no more... sob

My aunt sent this to me and i had a good laugh over it. So i thought it would be nice to share it with everyone here. Diary of a modern woman on week 1 of marriage Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though. Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad. Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow. Thursday: Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try and be supportive. Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it. Saturday: Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never notice back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong, he started crying and shouting out "Why me? Why me?". It has to be his job ... I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I have.

Happy B'day Adam dear. *hugs and kisses*

Heheh.. i like these topic.. Interesting.. Our version of fast food in malaysia not only consist of whatever you guys have mentioned. I only wish you guys are here to understand how we go through our daily lives here. Correct me if i'm wrong, but whatever that's not considered fast food is something you prepare at home or have dinner in a restaurant, yes? If i'm right about that, then almost all food prepared here in small restaurants or stalls is somewhat fastfood. But it doesn't confine to burgers and all. Blah, this is so hard to explain...

i only got 127.... bleh What is the scale of IQ anyways? I'm toopid

you guys will never understand now, won't you? Let me make this clear again... LUNK IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAALLLLL MINE!!!!!

Excuse me, lil' girl? are you insulting me?

Bleh.. Tra > g00t Wavial, welcome. This is one Mmmm you'll hardly get to play with. Enjoy yourself in the server, lots of cool ppl in there..

Z... how can you say i hack??? darn you.... sob.... sob.... No love you no more

*peeks from her pillar behind the dark corner, squeaks a very happy birthday and hides again*

what stuff?

I don't know how many of you have been updated on this. But I just woke up, half blurry eyed and messy hair to receive this msg and thought i would pass the msg along