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Xterminator

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Now, don't cha'll go an' getta upsetta atta me.....Gadfhater

 

APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA

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Whazza u name _________________ U-Hage _____

 

Whazza u howsa nummer _____ U-Stretta ___________

 

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta man ____ Lona-Arranger ____ Prostitutta ____

 

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!!) ____ Justta Checka Wun.

(Wiezza Guy)

 

 

Putta Down Wearra U Worgga Now _______________________________

 

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

I shoota Wun GUize ____ I keenappa Sumbody's _______

Protekshun Ragget _____ Udda Things ________

 

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse ____ No ____ Eh: ____

 

U Likka Eata Garlic? _____ Pizza? _____ Salami? _____

 

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? ____

 

U Driva De Car? ____ Gadillac _____ Buick _____ Linken _____

 

U Likka Likka Spagett? _____ Galamari ____ Girlze? _____ Boyze? ______

(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face!)

 

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?) ________

 

 

Widda U Antry U gonna Getta omtink U reely Lika.................................

 

1 pr. dark glasses

1 black shirte widda white tie

1 pr. pointie shooz

1 pr. cemet shooz

(come later when U foola round)

1 Appy Face Button

1 lb. mozzarella cheeze

1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)

1 wite hat, widde blacke brim

1 spumoni (tuttifrutti)

1 walle size-Dean Martin

8 x 10 picchur-Frank Sinatra

 

Goode Stuff (iffa U notta Sure, I talle U whatta Ug etta, Wizaguy)

 

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!

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