Shropshire Slasher

#30 Xoul

Ahem... the muahahahaha laugh cannot be reproduced in any manner without the express written consent of the Guild. The muahahahaha trademark is the sole property of the the Guild, All Rights Reserved. muahahahahahahahahahaha*cough*hahahaha

BTW k-wix... I hope you will be providing Nos. 1 and 2 with their personalized sprays very, very soon. can't wait... SS

Very nice all. I'll get Nick S. to take a look, and have him post a link to the webpage. Suggestions and code for the webpage can be directed to Nick through this thread. Also, TehKru mentioned some of you want to form a splinter wing to compete as an actual clan. A sort of Sinn Fein, if you will. I think this would be cool. Kru get in touch with me via email or PM and we'll figure out what has to happen. Just remember to keep it consistent with our Master Plan.

#27 k-Wix #28 GOrnE #29 Wolfsblood muahahahahaha

Alright StepBack, You just replaced Tiny Lawyer as #3 on the Guild's most wanted list... muahahahahahah*cough*hahaha

#25 BigBones

Alright... gotta do a bit of catching up: #18 SmellyCat #19 WarPig #20 BulletToothTony #21 Gaiden #22 Zoro #23 Duck of Death #24 Pascal If I've missed anyone, post here and be recognized. Say Here, and it will be understood to be short for "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane". Do as the Scorpions have done before you.

#17 Mr. Cool

c'mon DuckofDeath... i see you lurking here... you know you wanna join!

No, no no... These nefarious schemes require a more "technical" background. Oh, and #16 Bushmaster muahahahahaha

Are you he? and if so... yes.

#15 Terribleone Ah yes... can world domination be far behind? Muhahahahaha P.S. All Guild members, plz keep on doing nothing.

Ahoy Matey... #14 Girlgamer muahahahahahahahaha Oh... did you ever consider GrrrrrlGamer as an alternate spelling? justa though. kinda sounds more menacing.

Congrats liltard. Does she wield the famas as well as you yet? CEM

Lucky #13 Dr. Wasabi. That's a spicy a-meatball-a. muahahahahahahaha

Well, in an hour or so the wife and 3 kids and I are off to the lake for one last family outing. When I return in a week or so, I'll have only a week till the start of the semester, so I'll be busy getting lectures together and whatnot. Then... the semester starts and I'll be clinging to the side of the mountain for a month or two. So... I'll try to pop in for a nightcap when I can, but my online time will likely drop significantly for the next few months. Been a fun summer fragging with y'all, hope to see you soon. Dr. Slasher p.s. I'll be checking in on the Guild daily... so don't think our nefarious plans are going to stop. Muahahahahaha. p.p.s. GO TEAM VENTURE

After it happened, I looked for Warpig in the roster screen, and i didn't see him... I think he got kicked for TK'ing! (used to be 3 consecutive tk's and you were autobooted... still true?)

#10 Stuttering John #11 xrad #12 mir@ge muahahahahahahaha

I'd like to announce the following additions to the Guild: #7 Mad Idiot #8 Pavid #9 Sgt. Tackleberry Keep em coming.

Always read things carefully before you reply. BTW, if you read carefully, we aren't actually trying to be a real clan like Mmmm or CsLs or WoA or Eh? or XX or YY or ZZ or whatever.

Brill is in too. You're number 6 brill. Welcome aboard. Next?

OK... Kilz is now a member (#5). Who's next?

Current Membership: 1. Me 2. Nick Soapdish 3. Click to win a Free Ipod 4. TehKru As far as i know anyway.

As of like sometime this afternoon a new clan was formed. The Guild of Calamitous Intent. [GoCI] If you don't already belong to a clan, and are currently reading this post, you are now a member. Simply reply to this post and I'll assign your ID number. If you do belong to a clan, well, I don't care, wear this tag anyway. Further information is coming, but for now you need to know the following: 1. No meetings, dues, tourneys, scrims or other events will be held. 2. There are no obligations whatsoever. The perks of membership are: 1. Immense and without limits 2. Full dental, partial health 3. Free use of the Guild copy machine 4. For a limitied time: a basket of decorative soaps with each new membership. Expectations: 1. Uphold server rules. 2. No team stacking. In fact, actively fight against it. 3. Use that maniacal laugh (you know, "muahahahahah") whenever possible. Go Guild CEM aka Dr. Slasher p.s. this is for real, but not really. I mean, the tags are real, but we're not really a clan, sort of. I mean, it is real, but not, you know, real. p.p.s this is all just for fun. So wear the tag and impress members of the opposite sex. p.p.s.s. the name "Guild of Calamitous Intent" has been around other places. I'm stealing it specifically from "The Venture Brothers". Cartoon Network, Adult Swim. Watch it.