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i have reason to believe that last pic was a fake

^^^^ mad cuz i owned him <3 fatty .. plz don't ban me

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is moron cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. Don't you feel smart?

calvin and hobbes = greatest comic evAr

A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long." I'm starting to think marriage ain't a good idea Bonus: just cuz i love calvin and hobbes

w00t gj guys! now we know for sure XX > EH?

eh.. brainfart

bumpage police open up!

:insert witty comeback here: haha hope you have fun anon

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day." The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?" "You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'two tickets to Tittsburgh." The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, "YOU RUINED MY LIFE *****!"

quit messin around in photoshop kilz.. people are gonna start to think your better than me

actually... who wouldn't laugh at that?!?

lol.. this made me laugh

No day of cs is complete without a burning

just plz get rid of aztec!!!!

lol.. that part made me laugh

why doesn't that surprise me?

Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight leather clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Jen said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Jen taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Jen can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Dan PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. I'm never having kids

im serious.. some kinda ban on sol buying nades ... =P u know im jk buddy

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started."

yah.. happy birthday ... and it may have been me that might of suggested the burning

many variations of the joke vovik...the guy could be from minnesota if thats what ya want

man.. looks like we got a few old schoolers in here

come on ya'll.. a friendly nice joke, good going, or gorne for president would be nice drop in a reply

bah anon..ur lucky i didn't get that knife screen..