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By the way, I have now submitted two trades offers since the season began to Tirtul in league 1, and both have just sat there to inevitably expire with zero response from him. He's making roster moves, so I know he's managing the team and not putting it on auto-pilot. This is a polite request out to him and others to please respond to such requests with a yes, no, or counter offer instead of just letting them sit in limbo. I really want to make a deal and it's frustrating to just be ignored

If anyone can confirm that he is, in fact, still alive out there, it would be appreciated.

Yeah, that pickup worked out well. I have now missed both of Antonio Gates' good games.

Not that it would have mattered this week anyway. I got steamrolled.

Look at the bright side, at least Steve Smith's only clunker of the season was under my watch and not on your starting roster yet.

As for league 1, I'm not currently on speaking terms with Brandon Marshall. Really tinkleed how this week turned out there.

I have to first say that I hate the Patriots. Especially Belichick and Brady. However, the moves the Hoodie has made the last couple of years have made it appear that he is deliberately trying to make the team awful/get Brady killed.

Can we agree that Belichick The GM is terrible? Can that finally be said without every New England fan getting up in arms?

<Looks at roster>

<Looks at FKs roster>

<Considers relapsing and making an offer for FKs RBs>

<Grabs another beer>

<sobs>

Yeah, I'm going to claim legitimate victory despite my opponent's neglect of his lineup. Pretty sure 155 would have been good enough regardless.

After losing AP one game in, I've kept my guys motivated. Nobody believes in us! Nobody believes in us, except the guys in this (pretend) locker room!

I'm going to be fighting a frustrating RB2 battle all season...

I can't believe I'm 3-0 in league 2 given the hot mess of my RB situation (and combined 6 points this week) and 0.8 points from my TE. I feel like I'm being held hostage by Peterson because he was my #1 overall pick.

Dear Chip Kelly: please let Sproles participate in the offense. Good things tend to happen.

League 1 was just a dumpster fire this week. Perfect storm of terrible matchups and no-shows. I felt a lot better about Not My Forte than Boilers before the season started, yet NMF is 1-2 and Boilers is 3-0.

I give up trying to understand fantasy football.

I'm still hanging in there! Losing my best player has only rallied the men to a common cause! NEXT MAN UP!!!1!

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Squeaked by in league 1 thanks to Randall Cobb and Jay Cutler (surprisingly) and in spite of shooting myself in the foot by benching Brandon Marshall thanks to turrible early reporting.

League 2, have thus far avoided the curse of Adrian Peterson, but not sure how long I can hang on without the #1 overall pick

I also credit my win to Fantasy Karma smiting my opponent for free agency/waiver shenanigans.

Also, all hail Darren Sproles.

Well, looks like I've gotten my answer about the drop off between Peterson and Sproles.

I think this is a sign that I will never, never, ever, never win at fantasy football and should just stop playing.

Think there will be a bit of a dropoff between Peterson and Sproles?

Thanks, Carson Palmer, for forgetting that you have Larry F. Fitzgerald waiting to catch passes from you. 22 yards??? THAT'S IT????

Autodraft sniped my guys just before my pick three times tonight. I didn't think that was possible in an 8 team league.

I agree on the draft timing - week before the season starts is preferable.

Looks like league #1 is sitting at 7. Get in on it folks!

Anyone have any idea why I don't see either league when I log in with my stupid yahoo account? I saw them last week, and now they're not there...

Rough sledding? Your "throw everything at the wall and see what sticks" (aka spray 'n pray) approach to the WR waiver wire last year seemed to work pretty well for you.

(also, hai guys! I just figured out where the damn website went!)

Just when I thought I was out, then I get pulled RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN.

Except, why the hell do I now need a friggin yahoo email now??

I'm back in.

Is league #1 (you know, the one that didn't have a blatant spelling error in its name) coming back too?

Careful guys, too much more of this old man stuff and you become eligible for Mmmmm membership.

FK, I attribute your staying afloat to both sorcery and a scorched earth approach to the wr waiver wire mid-season. I seem to recall you grabbing every receiver with a pulse, turning into Allen, Douglas, and at least one more starter.

Borrowed time indeed - I'm not even upset, that's amazing.

FPS, I shall call your season ending losing streak "The Curse of Daryl Richardson"

I'm pouring one out for my Deuce league team, which faced a ridiculous schedule and never won two weeks in a row despite starting Demaryius Thomas, Brandon Marshall and Eddy Lacy. Never recovered from losing Doug Martin. I am also calling for an investigation into the allegations of sorcery employed by Flitterkill.

Thankfully in league 1 I got a bye so I can rest my starters before the semifinals. Twice Lucky indeed.

I will also recommend an SSD for your OS/boot drive. Pairing a new SSD with Win8 was a life changing experience for me.

Otherwise, nice build!

I'm pretending that I still have a chance in #2 by working the trade phones. Pretty sure I have been mathematically eliminated at this point. Looking like I will overcome adversity in #1 and clinch a playoff spot soon.

All I have to say is Stat corrections better give me a chance to beat "Twice lucky". I'm tired of all these ultra close games! How did everyone else do so far?

You got super lucky it was that close, and I got royally screwed by an injury AGAIN. YOU SHALL NOT HAVE MY VICTORY!!!

I hopped into GTA Online, played for about 5 total hours, and was turned off by the fact that almost every person on the map with me was a psychotic a-hole that only cared about making my life miserable. Having a crew to run with sounds more interesting though...