I have this office reject chair. It's a chair that all the other chairs in the office picked on every day. One day, a desk rescued the poor chair and set it free. I happen to have run into this chair and took it home with me (hoping the chair was female and she'd put out). But alas, we have this long relationship now and I'm looking to get a new chair. My current chair is quite attached to me and is asking for marriage but I've grown bored and I've decided to look around some more and check out my options.
So, if yur chair has a sister or cousin, aim me.