Unclean, that actually sounds mighty tasty... looks like I know what's for dinner...
Something I usually like to make, which is pretty easy, is some sorta pasta-dish. I can't remember what exactly it's called, it's basically pasta with a parmesan garlic sauce.
Needs:
Pasta (bowties are my personal fav )
garlic (you can use fresh cloves, but personally i go to wal-mart and get Minced garlic in the jar, found by the spices... i think)
parmesan cheese (an unreal amount will be used, make sure you have a bunch)
Milk
Butter/oil
An italian seasoning of your choice (parsley flakes look the prettiest lol, but i actually use a mix of seasonings that you can buy)
To start, boil the pasta, and put it in a strainer.
put butter/oil (use around 2 tablespoons) in the pot you just used to saute the garlic. put it on a med high heat, wait for the butter/oil to get fairly warm, and put about a tablespoon of garlic in (more or less, depending on how much you like it.
When you get the thick garlic smell in the air, take the strained pasta and put it back into the pot and stir it up for a couple minutes.
Turn down the heat to a low heat (if you have numbers, 1-10, use 2), and pour 1 - 1-1/2 cups of parmesan cheese into the pot over the pasta, shortly after that, pour about 1 cup of milk in. let the heat melt the cheese, and stir continuously. if it doesn't become saucy, and comes out stringy and cheesy, the heat was most likely too high.
I haven't made this in a while, so this is mostly by memory, I'll probably make it soon and have to edit this post... lol
Squinty >.<